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The 2012 Oscars
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- February 27, 2012
- Award Shows, Oscars
Things learned watching the 2012 Academy Awards: Who knew Meryl Streep winning an award could be so shocking? Thanks to Jennifer Coolidge, my new fave word is ELEVATOR FACES. Ryan Seacrest is a pro at getting a man’s mess off his tux … just sayin’. Add “hairstylist” to the things Gabourey Sidibe desperately needs. The…
Levonia: Brooklyn In Effect
- January 29, 2012
- Faces, Gay, Levonia Jenkins
The 2012 Golden Globes
- January 16, 2012
- Award Shows, Golden Globes
Things learned watching the 2012 Golden Globes: 1. By bringing back a fingerless glove, crucifix and her black roots, Madonna proved her face isn’t the only old thing that’s new again. 2. The one person funnier than Melissa McCarthy… is her stylist. 3. Sidney Poitier is the new Kirk Douglas. 4. Apparently, Jane Fonda found…
The 2011 American Music Awards
- November 21, 2011
- American Music Awards, Award Shows
Things learned watching the 2011 American Music Awards: 1. There is something called Hot Chelle Rae. Who knew? 2. Driving the Fiat is the new jumping the shark. 3. Based on screen time, Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez were the only celebs in the audience. 4. Kelly Clarkson is a huge star. 5. Will.i.am needs…
2011 Emmys
- September 19, 2011
- Award Shows, Emmys
Things learned watching the 2011 Emmy Awards: 1. I watch way too much reality TV because I’ve never heard about a quarter of these scripted shows. “Detroit 187” who? “Justified” what? 2. If Kate Winslet agrees to do anything on television, you damn well better give her an award. 3. From Julie Bowen to Melissa…
2011 VMAs
- August 29, 2011
- Award Shows, VMA
Things learned watching the 2011 VMAs: 1. It’s amazing how much of Lady Gaga’s creativity, effort and nonsense it takes to bore me. 2. I love Jessie J’s performances – all 37 one-second of them! 3. Britney and Amy Winehouse both get tributes. You do the math. 4. Thanks to her post-rehab look, I can…
2011 Oscars
- February 28, 2011
- Award Shows, Oscars
Things I learned watching the 83rd Annual Academy Awards: 1. They didn’t need a host, they needed FEMA … because it was a disaster zone. 2. James Franco & Anne Hathaway are the new Rob Lowe & Snow White. 3. More Kirk Douglas, please. 4. The world is seriously fucked up when someone like Jennifer…
Levonia: Going back to Cali
- January 23, 2011
- Faces, Gay, Levonia Jenkins
2011 Golden Globes
- January 17, 2011
- Award Shows, Golden Globes
Things learned watching the 2011 Golden Globes: 1. Nolan Miller must be dressing Hollywood again because I haven’t seen that many shoulder pads, sequins and sparkle since Dynasty’s Moldavian massacre. 2. I’m going to miss Ricky Gervais. 3. Christina Aguilera needs a water pill. 4. Tilda Swinton and Helena Bonham Carter need a reality show…
2010 American Music Awards
- November 22, 2010
- American Music Awards, Award Shows
Things learned from watching the 2010 American Music Awards: 1. Either the Nokia Theatre is cursed, or good live performances are about as dead as Lindsay Lohan’s career. 2. Between Taylor Swift’s wig and Train’s glitter pants, the music biz has completely raided the “Hanna Montana” hair and wardrobe closet. 3. Somebody put baby in…