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My top 10 televised moments which ran in Frontiers Magazine. With apologies to Honey Boo Boo and Kris Jenner’s evil empire, these were the year’s best televised moments. 10. THE MILEY CYRUS REINVENTION TOUR Whether twerking at the VMAs, smoking a blunt at the EMAs or flashing her adorable pussy at the AMAs, 20-year-old reformed…
“American Idol” winner Carrie Underwood in NBC’s “The Sound of Music Live” — and Sissy Spacek in the classic 1976 film “Carrie.” “They’re all gonna laugh at you.” What a bloody mess.
Sandra Bullock and Marisa Tomei are defying gravity. The two ageless brunettes somehow turned 49 this year and both look as good as ever. Apparently, these Oscar winners have completely forgotten their lines.
While she may try in vain to become the new Queen of Pop, mediocre music personality Katy Perry showed up to the UNICEF Snowflake Ball in NYC this week … looking more like the Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms on “Game of Thrones.” You’re gonna hear me roar … in Westeros.
“Jerry Maguire” star Jonathan Lipnicki just keeps on changing. Just two years after the former child star was proudly showing off his all growed up, buff and bronzed hairless muscles (left) — the 23-year-old sported a more demure and conservative look at some random event in Hollywood on Wednesday (right). Did you know the human head…
Conservatorship wonder Britney Jean Spears turns 32 today, y’all. Somethings never get old.