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The 2016 Oscars
10 Things Learned Watching the 88th Annual Academy Awards: 1. It’s apparently absolutely acceptable to joke about the same topic for over 210 minutes. 2. Stacey Dash bombed so hard, the US should consider using her for ISIS drone strikes. 3. So even if you have the best of intentions & address a topic no one else…
Leo Is In Trubs …
With five truly unbelievable performances, it’s such a tight race this year. #Oscars
Lana Del ROPER
Hipster high-priestess Lana Del Rey was giving us landlady sadness as she arrived to the Brit Awards in her best Three’s Company Mrs. Roper drag. #MuuMuuPrada.
Ginger Spice — 43 Really Is Better Than 23!
The Spice Girl formerly known as Ginger has never looked better. Geri Halliwell, 43, (left) showed up to the Brit Awards on Wednesday looking even younger than she did at the music gala in 1997 (right). It’s amazing how much chunk stripes, drag makeup and a Dynasty gown can age a gal. #SpiceUpYourLife
Lady Gaga: H-H-H-Hatchet Face!
Fresh off her David Bowie SNL sketch at the Grammys, Lady Gaga once again used her on stage theatrics, but this time it was to give tribute to Hatchet Face from John Waters’ 1990 cult hit Cry-Baby. Mum mum mum mah. Watch the Golden Globe winner do her best walk walk fashion baby at the Marc Jacobs Fall 2016…
Suzanne Somers Serves Dishpan Hands Glamour
Former ’70s sex symbol Suzanne Somers knows she can bring home the bacon and do the dishes, as she fearlessly gawked for the cameras in chic household cleaning gloves at a Grammy event this weekend. The 69-year-old is soaking in it, Madge!
The 2016 Grammy Recap
10 Things Learned Watching the 58th Annual Grammy Awards: 1. Thanks to Taylor Swift & Ciara‘s W Hotel cabana chic, pool cover-ups are the new black. 2. A bizarre terrorist cell made of Victoria Jackson/Jenna Elfman “Dharma” weave caliphates have infiltrated the country music industry. Save yourselves, Nashville! 3. Sorry Little Monsters, but Annie Lennox should have…
10 Things the Kardashians Resembled at Kanye West’s Fashion Show
1. A living diagram of Lil’ Kim’s immaculate features through the years. 2. The Real Housewives of The Island of Dr. Moreau. 3. Stranded migrants from the douchiest VIP room in Ibiza. 4. The jury at the 2017 AVN Awards at the Heidi Fleiss Resort & Casino in Parhump, Nevada. 5. Despicable people. 6. Survivors of a post-apocalyptic nuclear…
The Real Reason Justin Bieber Is on ‘ELLEN’ All the Time
At least one of them used to have sex with men.