October 2012 - J.LO | The Johnny LopezJ.LO | The Johnny Lopez

Hold your head up.

Showing all the little pop chilrins of today who really runs this world, actress/model/singer/loon Grace Jones, 64, brought her fierce madness to NYC’s Roseland Ballroom on Saturday.

Grace, hunties, was born this way.

Pull up to her bumper baby. I dare you.

TMZ fave and good friend Tyler Harrell giving us Ryan Gosling ‘Drive” realness.

Trick and treat.

Despite unpublished reports claiming they are an item, we can exclusively confirm Dita Von Teese and Prince are in fact just really good friends.

Sources also tell us, Dita even does Prince’s makeup … and sews his buttons down the pants of his legs. (Thanks again!)

They just want your extra time and your … kiss.

Happy Halloween, chilrins!

Is Britney Spears going as Kim Zolciak for Halloween?

Looking like a Real Housewife of Ocean Parkway Brooklyn/LaBrea & Beverly, Brit Brit served up some serious ultra orthodox synthetic weave realness for the latest cover of Lucky Magazine. Oy vey.

Clearly, her minders need to hire a new conservator for her wigs.

Here’s unique bubble gum pop star Miley Cyrus in Los Angeles on Wednesday (left) — and Queen of Pop Madonna in her “Papa Don’t Preach” video back in 1986 (right).

She’s just being, um, Miley?

Oscar winning Spanish super couple Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem attempted to pass as gorgeous mere mortals at the premiere of  the new James Bond flick “Skyfall” in London on Tuesday.

Brangelina, quién?

A reupholstered Pamela Anderson leaned like a blonde buxom chola and showed off her anorexic mi vida loca East L.A. brows at something called — appropriately enough —  ‘A Night of New York Class’ in Manhattan on Tuesday.

The 45-year-old always keeps  it gangsta.

Reported Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper was photographed in a friendly embrace with ridiculously hot fashion designer Tom Ford at the Hollywood something or other Awards on Monday night.

These days the popular 37-year-old “A-Team” star — who is absolutely dating Zoe Saldana — can’t come out of a room without being romantically linked to someone.

Silly rumors.