February 2014 - J.LO | The Johnny LopezJ.LO | The Johnny Lopez

Every gal knows a good weave is hard to find.

Luckily, One Direction’s Harry Styles, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Mohamed Hadid, Kardashian patriarch Bruce Jenner, the remains of Mickey Rourke (yes, that’s him) and Rob Lowe in ‘Behind the Candelabra’ all have beautiful hair … for a woman.

And that woman is Lucille Bluth — aka Jessica Walter on ‘Arrested Development.’

Motherboy 2014 has officially arrived.

In honor of today being the 20th anniversary of the release of  the Generation X masterpiece ‘Reality Bites,’ here’s Katy Perry and John Mayer serving 1994 realness in Hollywood the other day.

Janeane Garofalo/’Vickie Miner’, is that you?

With Ethan Hawke  nowhere in sight, John’s goatee, necklace and easy fit jeans trifecta are a slacker wonderland.

Looks like there could be a Lisa Loeb show in their future.

Do you remember where you were on the night of Friday, February 16th, 2007?

It seems like only yesterday that Britney Spears showed up to a Sherman Oaks tattoo parlor and shaved her entire head bald.

Life as we know it was never the same again.


Here’s hunky Bruce Jenner a little while after winning a gold medal for Decathlon at the 1976 Olympics — and the perky 64-year-old father of six  (and step-father of four) showing off his freshly blown out Lucille Bluth/Jessica Walter ombré shag  in Los Angeles on Monday.

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

The Cult of Britney™ and the Little Monsters were united through the powers of synthetic weaves and pancake makeup when the real Britney Jean Spears and Lady Gaga posed for this picture after the Toxic singer’s Vegas sideshow on Saturday night.

The duo look ready to participate on ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ “Snatch Game “episode as  Tamar Braxton and Michael Caine in “Dressed to Kill.”

Tuck … for your life!