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2008 Emmys
Things I Learned from Watching the 2008 Emmy Awards Only shoot Oprah from the breasts up. Look how many reality show hosts it takes to bore me! Leave the comedy to the professionals. With no A-list celebs (aka film stars) or musical performances of note (sorry Josh Groban), the Emmys are only slightly less…
2008 VMAs
Things I learned watching the 2008 MTV VMAs: Either MTV feels really bad for allowing a bikini-clad comatose mother of two implode live on stage in front of the world last year, or Jive Records paid a shitload of cash to make sure Britney won three awards for a bad video of her dancing –…