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Levonia Jenkins: The 2014 Weave-Wind
Keeping Up with the Jong-Uns …
Silent Night, Hottie Night!
https://www.dishnation.com/silent-night-hottie-night/ As the world awaits to celebrate the holy day of gift cards Christmas, let’s take a moment to count our blessings and thank our Lord and Savior for these other heavenly bodies born on the eve of Jesus’ birth. Shake Your Bon Bon as Ricky Martin turns an ageless 43. Apparently, Livin’ La Vida…
Pharrell Williams – The New Face of Talbots? Yes, Talbots!
Ok, not really but Pharrell could very well be the new spokesmodel of every mom’s favorite mall store after arriving to the Z100 Jiggle Ball in New York this weekend dressed liked your worldly Upper West Side aunty. All dolled up in a vintage Dorothy Zbornak Pepto Bismol duster, a statement safari hat that is sure to…
Justin Bieber’s Blonde Ambition
Over the weekend, Justin Bieber dyed. The 20-year-old attempted to wash Selena Gomez right out of his hair by updating his trademark lesbian locks with a brave platinum weave similar to the one Her Madgesty Madonna wore in the 1986 video Papa Don’t Preach. He’s the new queen of pop.
The L-Word presents Johnny Depp for Details Magazine
While he’s usually sporting wigs and heavy pancake makeup in films like Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean and Alice in Wonderland, Johnny Depp went for a more masculine aesthetic by channeling his inner butch lesbian on the cover of the latest issue of Details. Nineties kd Lang is the…
Mariah Carey – Dressed To Kill at Rockefeller Center
Contrary to what everyone is saying, Mariah Carey slayed it last night… by getting decked out in her best early ’80s transgender psychopath drag ala Michael Caine‘s ‘Bobbi’ in Brian De Palma’s camp classic thriller Dressed To Kill. The 45-year-old’s interesting choice of attire during rehearsals for NBC’s Christmas in Rockefeller Center made total sense once she murdered her latest rendition of All I…
Lana Del Rey UNHARMED in Nineties Icon Melee!
Despite any evidence of hypodermic needles or wayward cell phones, drowsy singer Lana Del Rey risked severe bodily harm as she found herself in a precarious situation alongside Kurt Cobain’s widow Courtney Love, 50, and anger mismanagement spokesmodel Naomi Campbell, 44, at the British Fashion Awards in London on Monday. Authorities at the scene revealed the…