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The 2013 VMAs Recap!
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Things learned watching the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards: 1. Lady Gaga has stopped copying Madonna and moved on to co-opting herself, The Flying Nun, SNL, Grey Gardens & Barbarella. Now if only she’d forget all the wigs & theatrics and take her own advice … Just Dance! 2. The MTV Pre-show only featured artists…
Miley Cyrus — It’s Britney, Bitch!
Here’s Miley Cyrus — after bludgeoning and leaving Hannah Montana for dead — in all her flesh-colored bikini glory at last night’s VMAs — and Britney Spears in her amazing career-defining moment at the 2007 VMAs. Both are trying desperately to be adults.
Lady Gaga — The ‘SNL’ Applause!
Live from New York, it’s Lady Gaga‘s latest VMA performance. The artist formerly known as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta performed her new song “Applause” at last night’s MTV VMAs and instead of copying Madonna, she replicated three old “Saturday Night Live” sketches: Justin Timberlake in Bring It On Down to Veganville, Martin Short as albino…
Lil’ Kim Wins VMA for Best New Face!
After undergoing what appears to be some sort of bone morphing, former rapper/ex-con Lil’ Kim unveiled the latest incarnation of her recently refurbished mug at the MTV VMAs in her hometown of Brooklyn on Sunday. With a Raquel Welch Rite Aid weave and just a touch of subtle makeup, Kim safely poured most of her…
Bravo’s GG — The Chola of Sunset!
“Shahs of Sunset” Persian princess Golnesa ‘GG’ Gharachedaghi showed off her East L.A. chic at a fashion show in Beverly Hills on Tuesday. Rockin’ her Boyle Heights brows, Santee Alley giant hoop earrings and a cut-off flannel from the Montebello mall, the 31-year-old has traded Reza for La Raza. GG’s ex-boyfriend Sean Sette recently filed a…
Harry Styles Was on ‘Facts of Life’?
Here’s 19-year-old One Direction singer Harry Styles at an event for the launch of their de rigueur 3D boy band concert film in London on Monday — and Geri Jewell aka Cousin Geri from the classic ’80s sitcom “The Facts of Life.” So far, only one has publicly dated Taylor Swift.
Richard Grieco — King of Pop?
Former “21 Jump Street” television star Richard Grieco looks BAD! The 48-year-old one-time pretty young thing showed up to his art gallery opening in West Hollywood on Thursday in his best Hollywood Blvd. Michael Jackson impersonator drag. If looks could kill …
Levonia Jenkins & LA Lopez Are ‘So C#nt!’
Levonia Jenkins and LA Lopez take to the streets of NYC and Fire Island to give you what Jezebel called ‘the summer Jam of 2013.’ See what everyone is talking about! Slate: Forget “Blurred Lines”—Can You Like a Song That Celebrates the C-Word? (Yes.) Paper: LEVONIA JENKINS AND LA LOPEZ EMBRACE THEIR C*NTINESS WITH “SO C#NT”…
Richard Simmons in White House Crasher Drag!
For reasons unknown to man, Richard Simmons traded his trademark Brillo weave and short-shorts for a blonde Michaele Salahi Rite Aid wig and reddish orange getup in L.A. on Tuesday. The 65-year-old is sweatin’ to “The Real Housewives of DC.”