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10 Things the Kardashians Resembled at Kanye West’s Fashion Show

10 Things the Kardashians Resembled at Kanye West’s Fashion Show

1. A living diagram of Lil’ Kim’s immaculate features through the years. 2. The Real Housewives of The Island of Dr. Moreau. 3. Stranded migrants from the douchiest VIP room in Ibiza. 4. The jury at the 2017 AVN Awards at the Heidi Fleiss Resort & Casino in Parhump, Nevada. 5. Despicable people. 6. Survivors of a post-apocalyptic nuclear…

THE REAL BIRTHDAY PARTY OF JOHNNY & JOSHUA

THE REAL BIRTHDAY PARTY OF JOHNNY & JOSHUA

Don’t be tardy to the party!

A Media Whore Is Born

Apparently, I’m not the only one who had issues with the film, as Mediabistro and World of Wonder gave my SAG recap a Little Sunshine of their very own.

WAR OF THE WOMBS!

L.RON HUBBARD LOVES YOUR AFTER-BIRTH! Brooke Shields emerged victorious today in the latest round in the Cruise-Shields Hollywood death match. Brooke gave birth to daughter, Grier Hammond, just hours before Tom Cruise’s opposite-sex lover, Katie Holmes, spawned her own baby thetan, Suri. Last year Brooke and Tom showed no ‘Endless Love’ for each other when…

THE 48 YEAR-OLD VAGINA

BASIC INSTINCT 2 Tackier than “Glitter” but not as horrendously gorgeous as “Showgirls”, “Basic Instinct 2”, now set in England, still delivers more bloody camp than an ax wielding Jason. Where “Basic Instinct” was a fun ride, the sequel is an out of control laugh riot. But fear not you purists, every over-the-top moment you…

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Senator, when you took your oath of office, youplaced your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold theConstitution. You didn’t place your hand on theConstitution and swear to uphold the Bible.” -Jamie Raskin,Law Professor at American University,testifying Wednesday, March 1, 2006 before theMaryland Senate Judicial Proceedings Committee inresponse to a question from Republican Senator…

ANNIE GET YOUR GUN!

Hell hath no fury like an Oscar nomination scorned! Annie Proulx gets Jack Nasty on the Academy, CRASH and Scientology. LOVE IT!

BLACK.WHITE. and grey all over!

The new FX series Black.White. chronicles what happens when a white and black family switch races through the magic of Hollywood hair and makeup. The white family appears somewhat passable as black. The black family on the other hand looks about as believable as Tyra Banks did in the fat suit. What I want to…

If it ain’t BROKEBACK, don’t fix it!

As you can tell from the recap, I was upset that CRASH hijacked the Best Picture Oscar from BROKEBACK. While there is no question that gay men live and love in Wyoming, I found CRASH full of coincidences that in the end made the film completely unrealistic. Anyone who believes that a white cop in…

2006 GRAMMY AWARDS

2006 Grammys – 2/9/05 by Johnny Lopez They need to rename this The Grammy Performance Show, because they barely give out any awards. There are 108 categories (not 500 like Joan Rivers proclaimed) and maybe 10 awards were actually televised. Can someone please answer me this: Why are there still Latin music awards given out…