Archives › Award Shows
The 2016 Grammy Recap
10 Things Learned Watching the 58th Annual Grammy Awards: 1. Thanks to Taylor Swift & Ciara‘s W Hotel cabana chic, pool cover-ups are the new black. 2. A bizarre terrorist cell made of Victoria Jackson/Jenna Elfman “Dharma” weave caliphates have infiltrated the country music industry. Save yourselves, Nashville! 3. Sorry Little Monsters, but Annie Lennox should have…
The Golden Globes Trinity of Terror Is Complete
admin
- January 11, 2016
- Award Shows, Beauty, Faces, Fashion, Golden Globes, Um, Weave
In the name of the Pia, and of the Madonna and of the Holy Gaga. Thanks be to the Hollywood Foreign Press. Amen.
10 Crazy Pre-Golden Globes Looks
- January 10, 2016
- Award Shows, Beauty, Body, Faces, Fashion, Golden Globes, Um, Weave, Why?, Words
With the Golden Globes this weekend, Hollywood will most likely play it safe for the show’s annual red carpet on Sunday. But on Saturday, it seemed the film and TV elite gave their stylists a much needed night off and were left to their own devices to attend the wardrobe & weave malfunction-palooza that was the Art…
The 2015 VMAs Recap
Here are 15 Things learned from barely watching the 2015 MTV VMAs. With snatched weaves, beat faces and tacky dresses, it was all about Miley Cyrus’ drag queen posse. 2. Which hopefully means we are nearing the end of the reign of Kim Kardashian’s drag queen posse. 3. In keeping with the RuPaul theme,…
Mariah & J.LO: Not All 45-Year-Olds Photograph the Same!
They are 45-year-old divorced mothers of twins, New York native pop divas with a penchant for honey blonde horse weaves, who have sat behind the judge’s table on American Idol and starred in two of the worst movies of the last fifteen years to begin with the letter G, so Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez have a lot more in…
The 2015 Oscars Recap
Ten Things learned watching the 87th Annual Academy Awards: Neil Patrick Harris’ ballot box joke took longer to execute than Boyhood and got the same amount of love from the Academy. 2. If they cue the music during your acceptance speech, just keep talking … it’s one less minute we’ll be subjected to that ballot…
2015 Grammys
Five things learned watching the 2015 Grammy Awards: Thanks to Madonna, Annie Lennox and Prince, the 80s queens are alive and well and still ruling the show. Staying off social media all night, because CBS still thinks it’s 2008 and won’t air the show live for the West Coast, is freakin’ hard! Iggy Azalea has co-opted another…
Aniston vs. Burgundy: Who Wore It Better?
- January 16, 2015
- Award Shows, Beauty, Fashion
Jennifer Aniston proved she had a sense of humor about not getting an Oscar nomination for going without makeup in her new serious film Cake, by turning up to the Critics’ Choice Awards on Thursday in her best Ron Burgundy Anchorman drag. The 45-year-old former television actress went topless underneath Gucci’s take on the ’70s polyester suit, thereby ensuring she’d be the…
2015 Golden Globes
- January 12, 2015
- Award Shows, Beauty, Body, Faces, Fashion, Golden Globes, TV
Ten Things learned watching the 2015 Golden Globes: 1. With it being their final hosting appearance, Tina Fey & Amy Poehler were already missed … for basically disappearing after their opening monologue. #themargaretchoshow 2. It was the year of the heartfelt ‘this is bigger than me’ minority speech following wins by the gorgeous Gina Rodriguez,…
The 2014 VMAs Recap!
Things learned watching the 31st Annual MTV Video Music Awards: 1. Sway is still fully employed … at least twice a year. 2. Nicki Minaj almost had the worst wardrobe malfunction of the night, second only to fashion fail queen Katy Perry. 3. A Groupon to DryBar does not a pop star make, MTV please…