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Iggy Azalea Really Is a White Chick!
Here’s Australian rapper Iggy Azalea at the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas last night — and Shawn and Marlon Wayans in the 2004 comedy ‘White Chicks.’ One of them speaks with a ridiculous affectation. So Fancy.
2014 Oscars
Things learned watching the 86th Annual Academy Awards: All it takes to host the Oscars is about three jokes, a selfie and ordering a pizza. Only Ellen can get said pizza delivered on Oscar Sunday in under 90 minutes. Mine took 105. Which is just about how long that pizza skit lasted. Words are not…
2014 Grammy Awards
Things learned watching the the 56th Annual Grammy Awards: With Madonna, Katy, Lorde, Ozzy, Yoko & Sean Lennon … Welcome to the Coven Grammys. On second thought, with McCartney, Urban, Paul Williams, Bruno Mars, Latifah, Alicia Keys, Smokey Robinson, Jeremy Renner, Bille Joe Armstrong, Steven Tyler & Hunter Hayes … it was the L-word Grammys.…
2014 Golden Globes
Things learned watching the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards: 1. Tina Fey & Amy Poehler: The Sequel was even better than the first. 2. Jacqueline Bisset is the recipient of this year’s Elizabeth Taylor Gladiator Memorial Award. 3. What would really be “brave” is if hetero actors received some sensitivity training before accepting their awards…
‘Dark Angel’ Reunion at People’s Choice Awards
Thirteen years after attending the People’s Choice Awards together in 2001 (bottom photo), 12 years after ‘Dark Angel‘ was canceled and 11 years since they broke off their engagement, Michael Weatherly and Jessica Alba reunited at the People’s Choice Awards again last night … sorta. No big hug or even chit chat, the former couple…
Top 10 TV Moments of 2013
My top 10 televised moments which ran in Frontiers Magazine. With apologies to Honey Boo Boo and Kris Jenner’s evil empire, these were the year’s best televised moments. 10. THE MILEY CYRUS REINVENTION TOUR Whether twerking at the VMAs, smoking a blunt at the EMAs or flashing her adorable pussy at the AMAs, 20-year-old reformed…
The 2013 AMAs Recap!
Things learned watching the 41st Annual American Music Awards: Pitbull actually knows a few more words than just “305,” “Mr. Worldwide” or “Dale!”. A few. Un poquito. I need Justin Timberlake’s navy tuxedo and his Brazilian blowout. There was one thing weirder & more random than having Bill Maher introduce Rihanna … having her mother…
The 2013 Emmy Recap!
Things learned watching the The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards: 1. The Emmys are so obsessed with death that Ryan Murphy is giving them their own “American Horror Story” season next year. 2. “Modern Family,” Julia-Louis Dreyfus and Jim Parsons need to take themselves out of Emmy consideration. You should be allowed two wins for…
The 2013 VMAs Recap!
Things learned watching the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards: 1. Lady Gaga has stopped copying Madonna and moved on to co-opting herself, The Flying Nun, SNL, Grey Gardens & Barbarella. Now if only she’d forget all the wigs & theatrics and take her own advice … Just Dance! 2. The MTV Pre-show only featured artists…
Miley Cyrus — It’s Britney, Bitch!
Here’s Miley Cyrus — after bludgeoning and leaving Hannah Montana for dead — in all her flesh-colored bikini glory at last night’s VMAs — and Britney Spears in her amazing career-defining moment at the 2007 VMAs. Both are trying desperately to be adults.