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2009 Oscars

2009 Oscars

Things learned from watching the 2009 Tonys Oscars: 1. Musicals are back, except on Broadway. RIP Grease, Gypsy, Hairspray, Spamalot, Spring Awakening. 2. With song & dance numbers, Jackman, Beyonce and “Milk”speeches, it was the gayest Oscars since … last year. So sick of hearing “they were so gay.” Um, it’s the Oscars not NASCAR,…

2009 Grammys

2009 Grammys

Things learned from watching the 2009 Grammys: 1. Al Green, Boyz II Men, Paul McCartney, Neil Diamond, Smokey Robinson and Robert Plant successfully turned it into the 2009 GRANNYs. 2. If you attend AND perform at the Grammys while 10 months pregnant and on your due date you can wear whatever the fuck you want.…

2009 Golden Globes

2009 Golden Globes

Things learned from watching the 2009 Golden Globes: 1. The only thing the Globes love more than Kate Winslet is a rehabbed star’s comeback. With Mickey Rourke and Colin Farrell taking home gold, all that was missing was for Britney Spears to win an award. 2. Sting going brown is the most traumatic television hair…

2008 American Music Awards

2008 American Music Awards

Things learned from watching the 2008 AMAs No one actually gets an award at these things. That’s for the end credits, silly. Like the GOP, the VMAs have a lot of strategizing to do for next year. They got served! Pink should perform with everyone. Peeps should be less concerned with their kids being taught…

2008 Emmys

Things I Learned from Watching the 2008 Emmy Awards   Only shoot Oprah from the breasts up. Look how many reality show hosts it takes to bore me! Leave the comedy to the professionals. With no A-list celebs (aka film stars) or musical performances of note (sorry Josh Groban), the Emmys are only slightly less…

2008 VMAs

Things I learned watching the 2008 MTV VMAs: Either MTV feels really bad for allowing a bikini-clad comatose mother of two implode live on stage in front of the world last year, or Jive Records paid a shitload of cash to make sure Britney won three awards for a bad video of her dancing –…

2008 Oscars

Things learned watching the 80th Academy Awards: With attendees like Patrick Dempsey, Katherine Heigl and the cast of “Dancing with the Stars,” (thanks ABC) the Oscars have officially become the new Emmys. If you are an attending A-lister and are not nominated don’t dare do the red carpet. Nicole, Hanks and Denzel won’t be mingling…

2008 SAGs

by Johnny Lopez TMZ has me beaucoup busy these days so I haven’t done a recap in a while. In case the Oscars don’t happen I figured I’d rattle off one before the season is over. I hope everyone is doing well and gets a kick out of my latest diatribe. For those who may…

2007 Emmys

The recap is back. Work was too nuts last week, so there was no VMA wrap-up. But were words even necessary? God rest her soul. The Emmy peeps tried to liven up this usually stillborn show by adding musical numbers and setting it in the round. While the cast of “Ugly Betty” might’ve hated seeing…

2007 Oscars

Things I learned from watching the 79th Annual Academy Awards: 1. The 2007 Academy Awards shall go down as the Lesbian Oscars. From Ellen & Melissa to Jodie & Latifah, the ladies who love ladies were out, well sorta, in full force. Let the red carpet munching begin! 2. The Academy thinks the home audience…