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2007 Grammys

Due to the crisis in the East, my recap is coming a little later than normal. And by crisis I do mean the death of Anna Nicole Smith. You have no idea what the last few days have been like at work. Insane! But I digress. Things I learned by watching the 49th Annual Grammy…

A Media Whore Is Born

Apparently, I’m not the only one who had issues with the film, as Mediabistro and World of Wonder gave my SAG recap a Little Sunshine of their very own.

2007 SAG Awards

Because the SAG Awards were so utterly uneventful and since my day job has been insanely busy, I am forgoing my usual recap format. Instead of my standard laundry list of thoughts, I am going to just give you my biggest gripe of the entire night. And no, it was not Ellen Pompeo’s Mrs. Roper…

2007 Golden Globes

2007 Golden Globes – 1/16/07 by Johnny Lopez Things I learned from the 2007 Golden Globe Awards: 1.The bowtie is dead. Long live the black regular tie.2.Red, red lips make most women look clownish—at least on television.3.Metallic dresses are great for walking the runways of the Westside Piers and the corner of Highland + Santa…

The People’s Choice Awards

The People’s Choice Awards – 1/9/06 Ok, I know you didn’t watch this pathetic show, but with the Globes on Monday I wanted to get in the recap mode again. It’s been a while! You can check out pics of the show here: http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=gls====252239&nbc1=1 Or you can just take my word on it. As always…

2006 VMAs

With no amazing performances, surprise guests or controversial moments – save the fact that transsexuals have taken over pop music (via Fergie, Pussycat Dolls and Danity Kane) — last night’s show was quite tepid. While I am glad they brought the show to it’s rightful home of New York –back from two muy malo years…

2006 EMMYs

There are officially no real television stars! Film and music celebs are so much more interesting. And since all a program needs to be considered a hit these days is a weekly viewer ship of about 15 million, there are loads of shows with casts that NO ONE recognizes. Boy could this show have used…

2006 MTV Movie Awards

2006 MTV Movie Awards Anyone who gets bored during the Oscars’ overlong ceremony should take heed in the fact that not even MTV, the kings of ADD viewing, can produce a (taped) award show and edit any life into two hours. Just be happy you weren’t in the audience for the actual (more than two-hour)…

WAR OF THE WOMBS!

L.RON HUBBARD LOVES YOUR AFTER-BIRTH! Brooke Shields emerged victorious today in the latest round in the Cruise-Shields Hollywood death match. Brooke gave birth to daughter, Grier Hammond, just hours before Tom Cruise’s opposite-sex lover, Katie Holmes, spawned her own baby thetan, Suri. Last year Brooke and Tom showed no ‘Endless Love’ for each other when…

THE 48 YEAR-OLD VAGINA

BASIC INSTINCT 2 Tackier than “Glitter” but not as horrendously gorgeous as “Showgirls”, “Basic Instinct 2”, now set in England, still delivers more bloody camp than an ax wielding Jason. Where “Basic Instinct” was a fun ride, the sequel is an out of control laugh riot. But fear not you purists, every over-the-top moment you…