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FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION … MY ‘CATS’ MOVIE REVIEW
CATS was ridiculous and hysterical and stupid and terrible and absolutely amazing and exactly what I wanted in a Sunday night at the movies after 3 glasses of wine at Stella Barra. While nothing will ever again reach Showgirls-level awesomeness, I’d place it somewhere near the tragic opulence of “Glitter,” yet miles above the impotent splendor…
The 2016 Grammy Recap
10 Things Learned Watching the 58th Annual Grammy Awards: 1. Thanks to Taylor Swift & Ciara‘s W Hotel cabana chic, pool cover-ups are the new black. 2. A bizarre terrorist cell made of Victoria Jackson/Jenna Elfman “Dharma” weave caliphates have infiltrated the country music industry. Save yourselves, Nashville! 3. Sorry Little Monsters, but Annie Lennox should have…
The 2015 VMAs Recap
Here are 15 Things learned from barely watching the 2015 MTV VMAs. With snatched weaves, beat faces and tacky dresses, it was all about Miley Cyrus’ drag queen posse. 2. Which hopefully means we are nearing the end of the reign of Kim Kardashian’s drag queen posse. 3. In keeping with the RuPaul theme,…
2014 American Music Awards
Ten Things Learned Watching the AMAs: 1. By the looks of all the homely gals in Rampage dresses, tickets to the ceremony were strictly available to students within the San Fernando Valley school district. 2. There is actually something more meaningless than an American Music Award, Taylor Swift’s entirely made up Dick Clark Award for Excellence.…
The 2013 AMAs Recap!
Things learned watching the 41st Annual American Music Awards: Pitbull actually knows a few more words than just “305,” “Mr. Worldwide” or “Dale!”. A few. Un poquito. I need Justin Timberlake’s navy tuxedo and his Brazilian blowout. There was one thing weirder & more random than having Bill Maher introduce Rihanna … having her mother…