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Johnny Depp Transforms into a Scream Queen!
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He’s known for donning more makeup and wigs than a RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant in films like Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, Dark Shadows, The Lone Ranger and Into the Woods. But Johnny Depp recently put away all the lace fronts and Maybelline and bravely…
The Hair-volution of Joey Lawrence
After undergoing years of in-weavetro fertilization, Joey Lawrence took to the People’s Choice Awards on Wednesday to proudly debut the latest technological breakthrough in chemically straightened, highlighted and reupholstered comb-overs. Paging Donald Trump! And while the 38-year-old’s new long and lustrous locks appear to perfectly match his geometrically sculpted brows and dewy, heavily contoured tangerine complexion, Joey has spent decades reinventing his…
The Cookie Monster Has Arrived!
Kathy Griffin — Banged Up in NYC!
Comedian Kathy Griffin was the apparent victim of a violent crime on Monday, when she was assaulted by a set of $2.99 Black & Decker™ dust brush clip-on bangs outside the Late Show with David Letterman in Manhattan. Despite her visible injuries, the 54-year-old attempted to put on a brave face as she smiled and waved to fans while…
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Silent Night, Hottie Night!
https://www.dishnation.com/silent-night-hottie-night/ As the world awaits to celebrate the holy day of gift cards Christmas, let’s take a moment to count our blessings and thank our Lord and Savior for these other heavenly bodies born on the eve of Jesus’ birth. Shake Your Bon Bon as Ricky Martin turns an ageless 43. Apparently, Livin’ La Vida…
Pharrell Williams – The New Face of Talbots? Yes, Talbots!
Ok, not really but Pharrell could very well be the new spokesmodel of every mom’s favorite mall store after arriving to the Z100 Jiggle Ball in New York this weekend dressed liked your worldly Upper West Side aunty. All dolled up in a vintage Dorothy Zbornak Pepto Bismol duster, a statement safari hat that is sure to…
Justin Bieber’s Blonde Ambition
Over the weekend, Justin Bieber dyed. The 20-year-old attempted to wash Selena Gomez right out of his hair by updating his trademark lesbian locks with a brave platinum weave similar to the one Her Madgesty Madonna wore in the 1986 video Papa Don’t Preach. He’s the new queen of pop.
The L-Word presents Johnny Depp for Details Magazine
While he’s usually sporting wigs and heavy pancake makeup in films like Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean and Alice in Wonderland, Johnny Depp went for a more masculine aesthetic by channeling his inner butch lesbian on the cover of the latest issue of Details. Nineties kd Lang is the…
Mariah Carey – Dressed To Kill at Rockefeller Center
Contrary to what everyone is saying, Mariah Carey slayed it last night… by getting decked out in her best early ’80s transgender psychopath drag ala Michael Caine‘s ‘Bobbi’ in Brian De Palma’s camp classic thriller Dressed To Kill. The 45-year-old’s interesting choice of attire during rehearsals for NBC’s Christmas in Rockefeller Center made total sense once she murdered her latest rendition of All I…