Pharrell Williams – The New Face of Talbots? Yes, Talbots!

Pharrell Williams
Ok, not really but Pharrell could very well be the new spokesmodel of every mom’s favorite mall store after arriving to the Z100 Jiggle Ball in New York this weekend dressed liked your worldly Upper West Side aunty.

All dolled up in a vintage Dorothy Zbornak Pepto Bismol duster, a statement safari hat that is sure to be the envy of the biddies at the Boca Raton bridge club and a slew of long necklaces from the Lauren Bacall estate sale, the matronly 41-year-old negotiated the concert’s red carpet looking anything but Happy.

Add in a pair of shoulder pads and you’ve got cousin Sylvia’s Christmas gift squared away.