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Kylie Jenner: 17 Going on … Drag Queen

Kylie Jenner: 17 Going on … Drag Queen

She may just be a growing 17-year-old girl, but Kylie Jenner did her best to appear like an adult glamazon by donning fake tracks from her Kylie Hair Kouture weave line, long false eyelashes, loads of face bronzer, deep red paint on her curiously plump lips, makeup conturing to accentuate her underage breasts, a completely age-appropriate exposed black bra,…

Hansel from ‘Zoolander’ Is Michael Jackson’s Ex-Wife?

Hansel from ‘Zoolander’ Is Michael Jackson’s Ex-Wife?

Here’s Owen Wilson, as male model Hansel McDonald, rockin’ a fantastic, blonde Midwestern soccer mom, blown-out, wispy, shag wig from Lowe’s while filming Zoolander 2 in Rome this weekend (left) — and Michael Jackson‘s ex-wife and the alleged biological mother of two of his children, Debbie Rowe, back in 2005 (right). Androgyny is so hot right now.

‘Mob Wives’ – 2 Crazy Birds!

‘Mob Wives’ – 2 Crazy Birds!

Fuhgeddaboudit! “Mob Wives” stars Renee Graziano, 46, and Big Ang, 54, are not like Frick and Frack …  

The 2015 Oscars Recap

The 2015 Oscars Recap

Ten Things learned watching the 87th Annual Academy Awards: Neil Patrick Harris’ ballot box joke took longer to execute than Boyhood and got the same amount of love from the Academy. 2. If they cue the music during your acceptance speech, just keep talking … it’s one less minute we’ll be subjected to that ballot…

Kim Jong Un’s New Haircut — GTL!

Kim Jong Un’s New Haircut — GTL!

North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un debuted his brand new ‘do and exquisitely manicured brows at a conference on Wednesday,  which appeared to have been inspired by meticulously shaved, waxed and tweezed Jersey Shore guido DJ Pauly D. Gym. Tan. Labor camps. But be forewarned, “fresh to death” means something completely different to the 32-year-old dictator.

Happy Friday the 13th!

Happy Friday the 13th!

Believe it or not, there is something scarier than E.L. James‘ writing.

2015 Grammys

2015 Grammys

Five things learned watching the 2015 Grammy Awards: Thanks to Madonna, Annie Lennox and Prince, the 80s queens are alive and well and still ruling the show. Staying off social media all night, because CBS still thinks it’s 2008 and won’t air the show live for the West Coast, is freakin’ hard! Iggy Azalea has co-opted another…

This Is What Lil’ Kim Looks Like Now

This Is What Lil’ Kim Looks Like Now

The original Queen Bee Lil’ Kim debuted her new insane look — and Rite Aid weave — at a party for something called Galore magazine’s music issue at 1OAK in West Hollywood on Friday. The startled 40-year-old rap goddess did her best to attempt a facial expression upon catching a glimpse of her latest concoction in the club’s mirror. After enduring…

Adore vs. Kesha: Snatch Game!

Adore vs. Kesha: Snatch Game!

RuPaul’s Drag Race season six runner-up Adore Delano borrowed a synthetic weave from The Shauna Sand Malibu Country Mart Parking Lot Collection™ and a sleek pair of Susan Boyle‘s industrial grade pantyhose and did a flawless Ke$ha impersonation at the L.A. stop of the Battle of the Seasons Condragulations Tour on Thursday. Tik Tuk.

2015 Golden Globes

2015 Golden Globes

Ten Things learned watching the 2015 Golden Globes: 1. With it being their final hosting appearance, Tina Fey & Amy Poehler were already missed … for basically disappearing after their opening monologue. #themargaretchoshow 2. It was the year of the heartfelt ‘this is bigger than me’ minority speech following wins by the gorgeous Gina Rodriguez,…