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Lady Gaga — Shining Beauty!
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Lady Gaga removed the mounds of pancake makeup, synthetic weaves and co-opted vintage Madonna costumes to pose for a raw selfie on her website yesterday … and it’s a killer pic. While the similarities to Shelley Duvall in “The Shining” are totally coincidental, the results are a bloodcurdling scream. Little monster indeed.
Only One Was Born a Biological Woman …
Category is: Real Housewives of Orange County realness. It was a “RuPaul’s Drag Race” reunion as Milan, Alyssa Edwards, “Jersey Shore”s Jwoww, Shangela, CoCo Montrese, Jade Jolie, Pandora Boxxx, Mimi Imfurst, Morgan McMichaels and Phi Phi O’Hara gathered all their faux lady bits at Logo’s official Pride event in NYC on Sunday. They went balls…
Natalie Maines Flashes Her Bieber
Country crooner Natalie Maines, 38, proved she could still be a teen pop sensation … by doing her best Justin Bieber impersonation at “The Lone Ranger” premiere in beautiful Anaheim, California this weekend. Despite their similarities, only one is really known for being a chick.
Breaking News: 3 Dead in Cher Wig Massacre!
Gypsies, tramps and weaves! A refurbished Cher “performed” her new song “Woman’s World” on “The Voice” last night and nearly caused a PETA meltdown when she showed up wearing what appears to be the slaughtered furry remains of Animal, Daffy Duck and Pepe Le Pew’s carcasses on her 67-year-old head. Do you believe … that…
Miss Utah Was on ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race?’
Miss Utah Marissa Powell knows answering a question coherently can be a total drag. The 21-year-old may not be able to string a sentence together about income inequality in America, but she does know how to serve face like “the Vanessa Williams of drag” aka RuPaul’s Drag Race season 5 fan favorite Alyssa Edwards. While…
Rose McGowan Surfaces Somewhere Over the Rainbow
“Charmed” beauty Rose McGowan is not in Kansas anymore … or is she? Looking like she was auditioning for the next Judy Garland biopic, the 39-year-old Scream siren showed off her iconic beauty at the Women in Film Crystal + Lucy Awards in Beverly Hills on Wednesday. RoRo’s stylist is a wizard.
Cristiano Ronaldo — STREAKS!
With his popped collar and unfortunate frosted tips, Portuguese futbol stud Cristiano Ronaldo was just a puka shell necklace away from being every Abercrombie & Fitch gay salesperson — male AND female — in Ohio circa 2003. Cristiano showed off his new Midwestern mall look at a game against Croatia in Geneva on Monday. Lowlights…
Madonna — Like a Lagerfeld?
With a fierce pair of cataract surgery shades, 54-year-old Queen of Pop Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie showed up to Stella McCartney’s Spring 2014 fashion presentation in NYC on Monday in full Karl Lagerfeld drag. What’s old is new again.
Richard Simmons — Deal a WEAVE!
Just when you thought Amanda Bynes had the worst Rite Aid wig in Hollywood, his royal hot pant highness Richard Simmons showed up to a charity event in L.A. this weekend … wearing a charred & deforested cotton candy weave from The Kim Zolciak Outlet. While no arson report was filed, Richard’s pancake bronzer and…
2013 Oscars
Ten things learned watching the 85th Annual Academy Awards: 1. William Shatner and Kristen Chenoweth are Seth MacFarlane’s Rob Lowe and Snow White. 2. All future hosts must insist Russell Crowe “sing” at every Oscars. 3. Your chances of winning in sound categories double with purchase of Farrah Fawcett extensions. 4. If Charlize Theron and…