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Cristiano Ronaldo — STREAKS!

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June 11, 2013 // Beauty, Body, Faces, Fashion, Gay, Man, Um

FBL-WC2014-CRO-POR-FRIENDLYWith his popped collar and unfortunate frosted tips, Portuguese futbol stud Cristiano Ronaldo was just a puka shell necklace away from being every Abercrombie & Fitch gay salesperson — male AND female — in Ohio circa 2003.

Cristiano showed off his new Midwestern mall look at a game against Croatia in Geneva on Monday.

Lowlights and all, the 28-year-old perfectly pruned and bronzed soccer star can help find my size anytime.