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Britney Spears — I’m a Zombie, Y’all!
As if Britney Spears‘ vacant eyes, limp moves and monosyllabic groans weren’t enough proof, the lyrics to her latest song “Work B**ch!” finally put to rest any debate as to whether the conservatorship wonder really is one of the walking dead. Now all those years of rockin’ lifeless weaves make sense.
Bruce Jenner — Transgender Athlete?
Here’s Olympic gold medalist turned Kardashian minion Bruce Jenner in all his dewy skin gorgeousness at a charity event in NYC on Wednesday — and legendary groundbreaking transgender tennis star/author Renée Richards back in 2011. Only one has undergone gender reassignment surgery.
Lady Gaga — The ‘SNL’ Applause!
Live from New York, it’s Lady Gaga‘s latest VMA performance. The artist formerly known as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta performed her new song “Applause” at last night’s MTV VMAs and instead of copying Madonna, she replicated three old “Saturday Night Live” sketches: Justin Timberlake in Bring It On Down to Veganville, Martin Short as albino…
Harry Styles Was on ‘Facts of Life’?
Here’s 19-year-old One Direction singer Harry Styles at an event for the launch of their de rigueur 3D boy band concert film in London on Monday — and Geri Jewell aka Cousin Geri from the classic ’80s sitcom “The Facts of Life.” So far, only one has publicly dated Taylor Swift.
Levonia Jenkins & LA Lopez Are ‘So C#nt!’
Levonia Jenkins and LA Lopez take to the streets of NYC and Fire Island to give you what Jezebel called ‘the summer Jam of 2013.’ See what everyone is talking about! Slate: Forget “Blurred Lines”—Can You Like a Song That Celebrates the C-Word? (Yes.) Paper: LEVONIA JENKINS AND LA LOPEZ EMBRACE THEIR C*NTINESS WITH “SO C#NT”…
Richard Simmons in White House Crasher Drag!
For reasons unknown to man, Richard Simmons traded his trademark Brillo weave and short-shorts for a blonde Michaele Salahi Rite Aid wig and reddish orange getup in L.A. on Tuesday. The 65-year-old is sweatin’ to “The Real Housewives of DC.”
Levonia Jenkins: P-Town Princess!
Clay Aiken in Florence Welch Drag!
Here’s “American Idol” runner-up Clay Aiken — and his gorgeous ginger weave — in a promo for the Ogunquit Playhouse’s (somewhere in Maine) production of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical Florence + the Machine “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.” The time has come for you, Clay, to lip synch for your life!
Jennifer Hudson Cut All Her Hair Off!
Oh wait, it’s actually just “Glee” star Alex Newell (aka Wade “Unique” Adams) in L.A. yesterday. The 20-year-old showed off his fab figure at the Do Something Awards at the Avalon on Wednesday. Get it, gurl.
Madonna Turns 30!
While her face may only be around 12, Madonna‘s self-titled debut album turns 30 today. On July 27, 1983, the 24-year-old future Queen of Pop began her reign and changed the world for everybody … especially for a certain 11-year-old boy in Queens. No word on how Britney and Gaga plan to spend this Holiday.