Richard Simmons — Deal a WEAVE!

Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation's 24th Annual "A Time For Heroes" Event - Arrivals
Just when you thought Amanda Bynes had the worst Rite Aid wig in Hollywood, his royal hot pant highness Richard Simmons showed up to a charity event in L.A. this weekend … wearing a charred & deforested cotton candy weave from The Kim Zolciak Outlet.

While no arson report was filed, Richard’s pancake bronzer and subtle lip gloss hid any signs of smoke damage.

The legendary 64-year-old fitness guru should now consider sweatin’ to the baldies.