Taking a page from the Lady Gaga playbook, celebuspawn former singer Kelly Osbourne attempted her best Madonna Blond Ambition impersonation at an event in Mexico City on Wednesday … but suffered a fashion emergency and came off looking more like an unfortunate purple -grey Katy Perry wannabe.

Papa do preach.

Here’s the stunning breakout star of “Real Housewives of Miami” Mama Elsa Patton (left) — and K.W. from the 2009 film “Where the Wild Things Are” (right).

Locas!

It is especially frightening and gory this season.

With his Johnny Depp fashion phase over, adult contemporary womanizer John Mayer celebrated his 35th birthday by actually looking good — like Jen Aniston days good —Β  with that annoying singer chick in NYC on Tuesday.

Now if only his music could get a makeover too.

 

If you don’t watch “RuPaul’s Drag Race” then take out your blue books, because you’re about to be schooled.

Can you figure out which one of the following 16 beweaved lovelies attending the premiere of “RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars” at the Abbey last night was actually born with ovaries?

Serving vagina realness was … #2, former member of ’80s girl group Seduction — and current judge on “Drag Race” — the one and only Ms. Michelle Visage.

It takes two X chromosomes to make a thing go right.

 

Ryan Gosling shows off his delicious arm while on set of the new Terrence Malick film in Austin on Tuesday.

Amen.

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Just 20 months since giving birth to her son Sklyer,Β  Rachel Zoe proved she’s back to her baby weight … of 7 lbs, 4 oz.

The frail 41-year-old stylist to the stars of 2005 — whose real age is unknown — wore an off-white children’s medium loose flowing frock to Elle Magazine’s Women in Hollywood gala in Beverly Hills on Monday.

Bone is the new black.

Tearjerker video of the day.

Massage enthusiast John Travolta showed off his new chin weave at the Barbra Streisand concert in Brooklyn this weekend.

His old beard looks better.