Here’s unique bubble gum pop star Miley Cyrus in Los Angeles on Wednesday (left) — and Queen of Pop Madonna in her “Papa Don’t Preach” video back in 1986 (right).

She’s just being, um, Miley?

Oscar winning Spanish super couple Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem attempted to pass as gorgeous mere mortals at the premiere of  the new James Bond flick “Skyfall” in London on Tuesday.

Brangelina, quién?

A reupholstered Pamela Anderson leaned like a blonde buxom chola and showed off her anorexic mi vida loca East L.A. brows at something called — appropriately enough —  ‘A Night of New York Class’ in Manhattan on Tuesday.

The 45-year-old always keeps  it gangsta.

 
Reported Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper was photographed in a friendly embrace with ridiculously hot fashion designer Tom Ford at the Hollywood something or other Awards on Monday night.

These days the popular 37-year-old “A-Team” star — who is absolutely dating Zoe Saldana — can’t come out of a room without being romantically linked to someone.

Silly rumors.

Looking like a humanoid replicant from the planet Dragistan, Toni Braxton’s youngest sister Tamar Braxton, 35, served up some My Little Pony realness at a Paley Center benefit in West Hollywood on Monday … with her wig and face askew.

Baby girl needs to learn how to blend DOT COM.

It’s been just eight months since Whitney Houston tragically passed away and her family — including daughter Bobbi Kristina, her ‘brother’/boyfriend Nick Gordon and Whitney’s mom Cissy Houston — are learning to deal with the loss … by attending the premiere of their new Lifetime reality series “The Houstons: On Our Own” in NYC last night.

It’s amazing what you can develop, pitch, shoot, edit and premiere in eight months.

Everyone grieves differently.

Former “Knots Landing” star turned pristine dermatology science project Joan Van Ark stunned the crowd at the Carousel of Hope charity gala in Beverly Hills this weekend.

Despite excruciating pain, the 69-year-old blonde bombshell still managed to mug for the camera by showing off her dewy skin in an elegant pale lipstick and mounds of heavy eye goop.

Joan is a natural.

Someone please put Raven-Symone‘s Rite-Aid weave properly onto her head.

Believe it or not, but old gurl actually walked the red carpet at the “Secret of Wings” premiere in NYC on Saturday like this.

Just because she’s a lesbian doesn’t mean she should slack on her wig game.

Nothing shows off how to age gracefully in Hollywood quite like a mature woman in a chic gown … and a horrible exposed arm tattoo.

For some reason, Melanie Griffith, 55,  flashed her wretched ‘Antonio’ arm ink on the red carpet at the Children’s Hospital charity event in L.A. on Saturday. Haven’t those poor kids suffered enough?

Tattoo removal should be a requirement of AARP.