
Pretty young things.
We’re just sayin’.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/14/paris-jackson-carol-alt/#ixzz29OALwExy

Rockin’ a candy necklace, a slimming black autumnal funeral frock and a pair of red Dorothy kayak heels, Gabourey Sidibe showed off her girlish figure at the “Seven Psychopaths” premiere in NYC on Wednesday.
Pretty.

It’s time to play everyone’s favorite game — Who was born a biological woman?!
Hitting up a Paper Magazine party in NYC on Wednesday were Katy Perry lookalike Phi Phi O’Hara, Wynonna Judd’s skinny doppleganger Neon Hitch, “Designing Women” clone Jiggly Caliente, Corey Feldman twin DJ Skrillex, heroin chic Cubana Sophia Lamar, manhandled Justin Vivian Bond, Bernadette Peters stand-in Pandora Boxx and Daisy Fuentes’ long lost sister Carmen Carrera.
And the one born sans Adam’s apple is … #2, 26-year-old “Fuck You Betta” singer Neon Hitch.
Man, they’re good.
Here’s Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton in England on Wednesday (left) — and Spice Girl Melanie C aka Sporty Spice back in June (right).
Kate is such a Wannabe.

“The Voice” judge Christina Aguilera (left) — and her Dirrty era extensions — showed up to the American Music Awards nominations in L.A. on Tuesday … looking like the long lost family member of Wynonna Judd Brooke Hogan (center) and Linda Hogan (right).
Hulk may have more ‘splaining to do.
We’re just sayin’.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/10/christina-aguilera-linda-hogan-brooke-hogan/#ixzz28uhE6tqJ
Here’s a somewhat normal looking Lady Gaga at an event in London this weekend (left) — and wannabe chanteuse Lana Del Rey back at some event in May (right)
As far as we know, only one threw up to the sound of her own voice while on stage this weekend.
Here’s former “Charlie’s Angels” and”That ’70s Show” star Tanya Roberts at a has-been convention in Burbank this weekend (left) — and feline NYC socialite turned medical experiment Jocelyn Wildenstein a few surgeries ago (right).
Work!








