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Renee Zellweger's face

Where were you when Renée Zellweger – or rather her face – blew up the Interwebs?!

Maybe congratulations are in order, because with Ebola panic, Isis threats and Wyoming becoming the 32nd state to legalize marriage equality (that’s right, f*ckin’ WYOMING!), we all chose the peculiar happenings with the bone structure of a 45-year-old actress who hasn’t made a movie in nearly five years hog up our news feeds and headlines exactly two weeks before the ever-important midterm elections. And they say it’s hard to get noticed in Hollywood after 40!

Maybe it’s not so much what she’s had done as to what has she stopped doing? Yes, she looked different from her ‘old’ self, but in my opinion she looked as pretty as usual and more natural (just look at them brows) than she has in years.  Her forehead moved and we could finally get a good look at those gorgeous baby blues! RIP to all the squinty eye, chipmunk cheeks and sour lemon facial grin jokes and memes.

Maybe we’ve become so accustomed to the cryogenically petrified veneers of the “Real” Housewives or the fine Italian marble coatings of legitimate A-listers like  Madonna and Nicole Kidman, that it’s become inconceivable to believe that a famous female would willfully stop injecting battery acid & plutonium into their brow line.

Renee Zellweger now and then

At the Elle Magazine event last night (left) and at the Bee premiere on Oct 28, 2007 (right)

Maybe she did have work done. Fantastic. If so, she needs to give her doctor’s number to the legions of sentient comedy and tragedy masks currently populating red carpets – and Bravo programming – around the world, because looking like a Madame Tussauds exhibit isn’t ideal nor does it translate to younger or better.

Maybe she’s just really happy. For whatever reason she took a few years off from Hollywood and all its bullshit machinations (can you even imagine being an actress in this biz with all the scrutiny and silly posts getting written about you all day?!) and found love with musician Doyle Bramhall II.

And maybe that is just enough to change you.

Renee and Doyle

James Marsden looks better than ever

James Marsden looks better than ever

Now that George Clooney – like millions of men across the globe – has given up his beauty regimen by getting legally married to a woman, James Marsden is putting in his bid to takeover the coveted He Only Gets Better With Age title in Hollywood.

Here’s the 25-year-old X-Men star at the premiere of The Mod Squad (‘memba that?) in 1999 (left) — and the divorced 41-year-old at the premiere of the new Nicholas Sparks cryfest Best Of Me in Los Angeles on Tuesday (right).

Bye George, I think he’s got it.

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Our Lord and Savior at Madame Tussuads in London.

Anatomically correct or not, we’ll take it.

David_Ricky David Beckham, 38, and Ricky Martin, 42, joined their hot daddy forces at The China Music Awards in Macao last week.

But who would you choose?

Bend it like … Martin!

Jared_afghanFor your consideration …

Here’s soon-to-be Oscar winner Jared Leto in Paris last week (left) — and Sharbat Gula aka The Afghan Girl in the famous photo by Steve McCurry which  appeared on the cover  of National Geographic magazine in 1985 (right).

One of them is often compared to the Mona Lisa.

Jordan Catalano for life.

 

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Sandra Bullock and Marisa Tomei are defying gravity.

The two ageless brunettes somehow turned 49 this year and both look as good as ever.

Apparently, these Oscar winners have completely forgotten their lines.

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Now that he’s a new dad, “Jersey Shore” guido Pauly D has really turned into royalty.

Rockin’ a perfectly lacquered regal blowout, exquisite silent screen star brows, a pair of gorgeous diamond studs and a huge, extravagant gold necklace that would make any ousted former First Lady envious, the 33-year-old DJ glowed at a cancer benefit in NYC this week. Gym, tan, Imelda Marcos!

If the shoe fits …

MenudoOh, coqui!

Latin sensation Ricky Martin reunited with his fellow former Menudo member Draco Rosa — who went by Robi Rosa back during the group’s ’80s heyday  — at the Latin Grammys on Thursday. Boricua!

The Puerto Rican duo have been great friends since leaving the boy band, as 44-year-old Draco composed and produced most of the 41-year-old pop star’s biggest hits (La Vida Loca, Maria, La Copa de la Vida, She Bangs, Shake Your Bon-Bon … ‘memba those?!)

In 2011, Draco — who is married to a woman — was diagnosed with non-hodgkin lymphoma, but has been cancer-free since May of this year.

Ricky sure wuz pretty … now he’s just damn hot!

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PEOPLE magazine can rant and rave all they want about Adam Levine or Channing Tatum or Bradley Cooper, but the real truth is undeniable.

Amen.

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Former “Party of Five” star Scott Wolf has not aged since the ’90s.

Everyone remembers him as Bailey Salinger back on the FOX hit show (left) — but the 45-year-old baby face hunk showed up to the premiere of the new Disney film “Frozen” last night looking virtually the same (right). Not bad for a guy whose wife — Kelly from “Real World: New Orleans” —  is expecting their third child.

A good black leather jacket can work wonders.