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The Hair-volution of Joey Lawrence
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After undergoing years of in-weavetro fertilization, Joey Lawrence took to the People’s Choice Awards on Wednesday to proudly debut the latest technological breakthrough in chemically straightened, highlighted and reupholstered comb-overs. Paging Donald Trump! And while the 38-year-old’s new long and lustrous locks appear to perfectly match his geometrically sculpted brows and dewy, heavily contoured tangerine complexion, Joey has spent decades reinventing his…
Levonia Jenkins: The 2014 Weave-Wind
Silent Night, Hottie Night!
https://www.dishnation.com/silent-night-hottie-night/ As the world awaits to celebrate the holy day of gift cards Christmas, let’s take a moment to count our blessings and thank our Lord and Savior for these other heavenly bodies born on the eve of Jesus’ birth. Shake Your Bon Bon as Ricky Martin turns an ageless 43. Apparently, Livin’ La Vida…
Pharrell Williams – The New Face of Talbots? Yes, Talbots!
Ok, not really but Pharrell could very well be the new spokesmodel of every mom’s favorite mall store after arriving to the Z100 Jiggle Ball in New York this weekend dressed liked your worldly Upper West Side aunty. All dolled up in a vintage Dorothy Zbornak Pepto Bismol duster, a statement safari hat that is sure to…
Justin Bieber’s Blonde Ambition
Over the weekend, Justin Bieber dyed. The 20-year-old attempted to wash Selena Gomez right out of his hair by updating his trademark lesbian locks with a brave platinum weave similar to the one Her Madgesty Madonna wore in the 1986 video Papa Don’t Preach. He’s the new queen of pop.
The L-Word presents Johnny Depp for Details Magazine
While he’s usually sporting wigs and heavy pancake makeup in films like Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean and Alice in Wonderland, Johnny Depp went for a more masculine aesthetic by channeling his inner butch lesbian on the cover of the latest issue of Details. Nineties kd Lang is the…
Adrienne Maloof Is Such a Drag on RHOBH!
After making a return to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Tuesday, Adrienne Maloof showed off her brave new look on Watch What Happens Now with Andy Cohen. In the words of Lisa Vanderpump’s party planner Kevin Lee, “it’s Chi Chi” … LaRue. Chola brows are taking over the 90210!
Will You Accept This Rose?
That time Frontiers Magazine included me in their list of Most Eligible Bachelors of 2014! http://www.frontiersmedia.com/Other/PDF/BackIssues/Frontiers_v33i15_SMALL.pdf
Breaking News: Jake Gyllenhaal.
Jake Gyllenhaal at the NYC premiere of Jake Gyllenhaal‘s new Jake Gyllenhaal film Nightcrawler on Monday. The movie stars Jake Gyllenhaal and hits theaters on Halloween. Jake Gyllenhaal. #gyllenhaalolicsanonymous
Whoa! Joey Lawrence Grew Out His Weave!
Just like a Beyonce album, Joey Lawrence – aka the original JLAW – went rogue and dropped his brand new highlighted & grown out weave without warning or any prior promotional campaign. Finasteride works, y’all! The 38-year-old made the game-changing statement while attending the 21st birthday of blonde person Taylor Spreitler on Saturday. In order…