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Patti LaBelle – The Cicely Weave Is All the Rage!
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Patti LaBelle has a new attitude … and it is Cicely Tyson‘s! Just one day after Miss Cicely stole the show at the Tonys with her bangin’ designer weave and insane purple quinceñera outer space frock, Patti showed up to the Apollo Theater on Monday rockin’ a lace front knock-off from H+M. It’s hard out…
Marie Osmond — WORK Mama!
Marie Osmond was showing the Hollywood chilrins how to give good face at the Critics Choice Television Awards in Beverly Hills on Monday. The 53-year-old Mormon mom has never looked better. Being a gay ally does the weave, skin and body good.
Erin Brockovich — The Female Nick Nolte?
Julia Roberts may have won an Oscar for playing her in the movie, but the real Erin Brockovich was looking more like Julia’s “I Love Trouble” co-star Nick Nolte in her mugshot after getting arrested for allegedly operating a boat while intoxicated in Nevada last week. Now she’s the one making the water unsafe.
Jake Gyllenhaal Alert!
Jake Gyllenhaal giving some movie star glamour to the Tony Awards in New York last night. Gorge!
Priscilla Presley Is Servin’ … FACE!
Thanks to her legions of loyal preservationists, Priscilla Presley unveiled her latest face at a gala dinner at Paramount Studios in Hollywood on Thursday. Rockin’ a lovely artificial cabernet weave, matching Sharpie brows, natural pancake foundation and a simple pair of doctored plump lips, the 68-year-old luscious beauty stunned the crowd with her fierce new…
Brad Pitt Looks a Little Different
With his 50th birthday just a few months away, Brad Pitt still looks like someone who spends all his time at the gym … ’90s fitness informercial king Tony Little. Rockin’ a Saturday afternoon at Home Depot lesbian ponytail shag, plumper face, grunge era goatee and some gold chains compliments of a Perth Amboy, New…
Richard Simmons — Deal a WEAVE!
Just when you thought Amanda Bynes had the worst Rite Aid wig in Hollywood, his royal hot pant highness Richard Simmons showed up to a charity event in L.A. this weekend … wearing a charred & deforested cotton candy weave from The Kim Zolciak Outlet. While no arson report was filed, Richard’s pancake bronzer and…
Lil’ Kim Face Update!
Sandwiched between a Rite Aid weave and her gorgeous flame-retardant buxom Rubbermaid© breasts, Lil’ Kim‘s latest face made a triumphant return to the stage at the HOT 97 Summer Jam XX in New Jersey this weekend. Immediately following her performance, crews were dispatched and the 38-year-old ’90s rap diva was safely disassembled. Put ya lighters…
Pia Zadora Is Arnold’s Baby Mama?
1982 Golden Globe New Star of the Year award winner Pia Zadora, 59, was servin’ some sexy latina blue collar realness in her mug shot on Monday … by looking a lot like Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s lovely former housekeeper and baby mama Patty Baena. Despite being arrested for domestic battery, Pia has got it maid. Que…