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What 15 Years in LA Will Do to You …

What 15 Years in LA Will Do to You …

Back at my NYC going away party in Oct. ’97 (left), I’d never in a million years believe I’d still be living in Los Angeles 15 years later (right). As a gay kid growing up in Queens, a life on the left coast meant dreaming of a doorman building between Riverside & West End. And…

Levonia Jenkins — Hurrah-Cane Sandy Realness!

Sweet Dreams Are Made of This?

Sweet Dreams Are Made of This?

Hold your head up.

I Just Want Your Extra Time and Your … Kiss

I Just Want Your Extra Time and Your … Kiss

Boo!

Grace Jones — Bow Down, Bitches!

Grace Jones — Bow Down, Bitches!

Showing all the little pop chilrins of today who really runs this world, actress/model/singer/loon Grace Jones, 64, brought her fierce madness to NYC’s Roseland Ballroom on Saturday. Grace, hunties, was born this way. Pull up to her bumper baby. I dare you.

Halloween Gosling Alert!

Halloween Gosling Alert!

TMZ fave and good friend Tyler Harrell giving us Ryan Gosling ‘Drive” realness. Trick and treat.

Dita Von Teese & Prince — Wig Out Together!

Dita Von Teese & Prince — Wig Out Together!

Despite unpublished reports claiming they are an item, we can exclusively confirm Dita Von Teese and Prince are in fact just really good friends. Sources also tell us, Dita even does Prince’s makeup … and sews his buttons down the pants of his legs. (Thanks again!) They just want your extra time and your ……

Britney Spears — Check Out My Rite-Aid Wig!

Britney Spears — Check Out My Rite-Aid Wig!

Is Britney Spears going as Kim Zolciak for Halloween? Looking like a Real Housewife of Ocean Parkway Brooklyn/LaBrea & Beverly, Brit Brit served up some serious ultra orthodox synthetic weave realness for the latest cover of Lucky Magazine. Oy vey. Clearly, her minders need to hire a new conservator for her wigs.

Miley Cyrus — I’m Keeping My Baby?

Miley Cyrus — I’m Keeping My Baby?

Here’s unique bubble gum pop star Miley Cyrus in Los Angeles on Wednesday (left) — and Queen of Pop Madonna in her “Papa Don’t Preach” video back in 1986 (right). She’s just being, um, Miley?

Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem — Mr. & Mrs. Guapo!

Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem — Mr. & Mrs. Guapo!

Oscar winning Spanish super couple Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem attempted to pass as gorgeous mere mortals at the premiere of  the new James Bond flick “Skyfall” in London on Tuesday. Brangelina, quién?