Mariah Carey | J.LO | The Johnny Lopez

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They are 45-year-old divorced mothers of twins, New York native pop divas with a penchant for honey blonde horse weaves, who have sat behind the judge’s table on American Idol and starred in two of the worst movies of the last fifteen years to begin with the letter G, so Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez have a lot more in common besides utter disdain for the other.

Looking like the repurposed cover of her 1998 greatest hits album, My Little Pony and Tamar Braxton going as Ariana Grande for Halloween, a version of Mimi was meticulously cropped onto the front of her brand new record #1 to Infinity striking a cleavage-baring, leggy pose similar to the one J.Lo flawlessly executed – in the actual flesh – at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday.

These photos prove both are unreal.

Mariah Carey and Michael Caine in Dressed to KillContrary to what everyone is saying, Mariah Carey slayed it last night… by getting decked out in her best early ’80s transgender psychopath drag ala Michael Caine‘s ‘Bobbi’ in Brian De Palma’s camp classic thriller Dressed To Kill.

The 45-year-old’s interesting choice of attire during rehearsals for NBC’s Christmas in Rockefeller Center made total sense once she murdered her latest rendition of All I Want For Christmas Is You.

There were no survivors. May she rest.

Mimi_Kathie Here’s The Elusive Chanteuse herself Mariah Carey, 44,  moments before riding a Manhattan subway at the Fresh Air Fund Gala in New York on Thursday — and Today show co-host Kathie Lee Gifford, 60, at some event recently.

It’s  the transformation of Mimi.