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For reasons unknown to man, Richard Simmons traded his trademark Brillo weave and short-shorts for a blonde Michaele Salahi Rite Aid wig and reddish orange getup in L.A. on Tuesday.

The 65-year-old is sweatin’ to “The Real Housewives of DC.”

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Just when you thought Amanda Bynes had the worst Rite Aid wig in Hollywood, his royal hot pant highness Richard Simmons showed up to a charity event in L.A. this weekend … wearing a charred & deforested cotton candy weave from The Kim Zolciak Outlet.

While no arson report was filed, Richard’s pancake bronzer and subtle lip gloss hid any signs of smoke damage.

The legendary 64-year-old fitness guru should now consider sweatin’ to the baldies.