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The 2015 Oscars Recap
Ten Things learned watching the 87th Annual Academy Awards: Neil Patrick Harris’ ballot box joke took longer to execute than Boyhood and got the same amount of love from the Academy. 2. If they cue the music during your acceptance speech, just keep talking … it’s one less minute we’ll be subjected to that ballot…
2015 Grammys
Five things learned watching the 2015 Grammy Awards: Thanks to Madonna, Annie Lennox and Prince, the 80s queens are alive and well and still ruling the show. Staying off social media all night, because CBS still thinks it’s 2008 and won’t air the show live for the West Coast, is freakin’ hard! Iggy Azalea has co-opted another…
Adore vs. Kesha: Snatch Game!
RuPaul’s Drag Race season six runner-up Adore Delano borrowed a synthetic weave from The Shauna Sand Malibu Country Mart Parking Lot Collection™ and a sleek pair of Susan Boyle‘s industrial grade pantyhose and did a flawless Ke$ha impersonation at the L.A. stop of the Battle of the Seasons Condragulations Tour on Thursday. Tik Tuk.
The Hair-volution of Joey Lawrence
After undergoing years of in-weavetro fertilization, Joey Lawrence took to the People’s Choice Awards on Wednesday to proudly debut the latest technological breakthrough in chemically straightened, highlighted and reupholstered comb-overs. Paging Donald Trump! And while the 38-year-old’s new long and lustrous locks appear to perfectly match his geometrically sculpted brows and dewy, heavily contoured tangerine complexion, Joey has spent decades reinventing his…
Levonia Jenkins: The 2014 Weave-Wind
2014 American Music Awards
Ten Things Learned Watching the AMAs: 1. By the looks of all the homely gals in Rampage dresses, tickets to the ceremony were strictly available to students within the San Fernando Valley school district. 2. There is actually something more meaningless than an American Music Award, Taylor Swift’s entirely made up Dick Clark Award for Excellence.…
Will You Accept This Rose?
That time Frontiers Magazine included me in their list of Most Eligible Bachelors of 2014! http://www.frontiersmedia.com/Other/PDF/BackIssues/Frontiers_v33i15_SMALL.pdf
Lady Gaga & Justin Bieber Are in Peter Pan Live?
The flawless and preposterous new poster for NBC’s Peter Pan Live musical was unveiled and it’s obvious producers have been snorting lots of fairy dust! With more cheap wigs than a Lifetime original movie, it features Allison Williams and Christopher Walken done up in their best Party City gender-bending pop star drag. With Halloween fast approaching, let this…
Only One Is Not Justin Bieber’s Wax Sculpture …
Through the years Madame Tussauds has unveiled a barrage of dainty sculptures adorned with meticulously coiffed manes, puckered lips and various shades of rouge in the likeness of A-list imbecile Justin Bieber. And now NBC has gone ahead and attempted to outdo the world famous wax museum by presenting Allison Williams as Peter Pan. She’s gone…
Michelle Rodriguez Definitely Has a Type!
Whether sucking face at a basketball game with supermodel Cara Delevingne or awkwardly making out on a yacht with Zac Efron, there’s no doubt practicing bisexual actress Michelle Rodriguez has a thing for very pretty Homo sapiens with dark bushy browns, piercing blue eyes, luscious lips and an affinity for douchey headgear. They could be brother…