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Jake Gyllenhaal Alert!
Jake Gyllenhaal giving some movie star glamour to the Tony Awards in New York last night. Gorge!
Priscilla Presley Is Servin’ … FACE!
Thanks to her legions of loyal preservationists, Priscilla Presley unveiled her latest face at a gala dinner at Paramount Studios in Hollywood on Thursday. Rockin’ a lovely artificial cabernet weave, matching Sharpie brows, natural pancake foundation and a simple pair of doctored plump lips, the 68-year-old luscious beauty stunned the crowd with her fierce new…
Lisa Marie Presley & Husband Go Hat Shit Crazy at CMT Awards!
After allegedly leaving the Church of Scientology recently, celebuspawn Lisa Marie Presley has gone mad … hatter. With her husband Fleetwood Mac’s Christine McVie Michael Lockwood decked out in one of Johnny Depp’s old “Benny & Joon” getups, Nic Cage & Michael Jackson’s 45-year-old ex-wife threw on her best Smooth Criminal headgear and a little black mess…
Richard Simmons — Deal a WEAVE!
Just when you thought Amanda Bynes had the worst Rite Aid wig in Hollywood, his royal hot pant highness Richard Simmons showed up to a charity event in L.A. this weekend … wearing a charred & deforested cotton candy weave from The Kim Zolciak Outlet. While no arson report was filed, Richard’s pancake bronzer and…
Lil’ Kim Face Update!
Sandwiched between a Rite Aid weave and her gorgeous flame-retardant buxom Rubbermaid© breasts, Lil’ Kim‘s latest face made a triumphant return to the stage at the HOT 97 Summer Jam XX in New Jersey this weekend. Immediately following her performance, crews were dispatched and the 38-year-old ’90s rap diva was safely disassembled. Put ya lighters…
2013 Oscars
Ten things learned watching the 85th Annual Academy Awards: 1. William Shatner and Kristen Chenoweth are Seth MacFarlane’s Rob Lowe and Snow White. 2. All future hosts must insist Russell Crowe “sing” at every Oscars. 3. Your chances of winning in sound categories double with purchase of Farrah Fawcett extensions. 4. If Charlize Theron and…
2013 Grammys
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- February 26, 2013
- Award Shows, Fashion, Grammy
10 Things I Learned Watching the 55th Annual Grammy Awards: 1. The only way peeps could hate Taylor Swift more is if she cut her hair and sang “I Dreamed a Dream.” 2. CBS needs to realize it’s the Twitter-first Century. Ya need to air the Grammys live on the West Coast, boo boos.…
2013 Golden Globes
- January 14, 2013
- Award Shows, Fashion
Things learned watching the 2013 Golden Globes: Tina Fey & Amy Poehler’s hosting was the funniest bit I’ve seen on screen this year since Russell Crowe in “Les Miserables.” There is one thing that took longer to come out than Jodie Foster … her rambling acceptance speech. The Jolie Leg must die. Ben Affleck should…
Levonia Jenkins Cursemas Special!
- December 24, 2012
- Beauty, Body, Drag, Faces, Fashion, Gay, Levonia Jenkins, Man, Um, Weave, Why?, Yes!