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Caitlyn Jenner — Pretty Woman!
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Here’s 65-year-old Caitlyn Jenner, one day after giving that powerful speech at the ESPY Awards, in a chic wrap dress and statement hat at the Del Mar Racetrack Opening Day celebration in San Diego on Thursday – and Julia Roberts as Vivian Ward in the polo match scene from everyone’s favorite 1990 hooker romcom Pretty Woman. Welcome…
Lena Dunham – I’m in a Hipster Cult!
In the vein of high-waisted shorts, acid wash and Birkenstocks, Girls creator/Taylor Swift cult member Lena Dunham furthered the millennial obsession of making unflattering outfits trendy by rockin’ a chambray denim fundamentalist polygamist Mormon sister-wife prairie dress to an event at Lincoln Center on Monday. While the 29-year-old forwent the trademark long braid and sideswept pouf bangs and opted…
Levonia Jenkins – IVY WALK FOR ME
Rachel Dolezal’s True Ethnicity Revealed!
With her Jergens Natural Glow Moisturizer™ and Ogilvie Home Perm™ working overtime, everyone’s favorite ‘transracial’ illusionist/future Dancing with the Stars contestant Rachel Dolezal sat down with Matt Lauer on the Today show and revealed her true ancestral lineage traces all the way back to … Marge Simpson‘s sister Selma Bouvier. Doh! See, she really is a funny character.
20 Reasons Why the 2015 MET Gala Was Everythang!
The annual Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art is all about fashion, drama and letting us have it. It is the Oscars on steroids. It is not for the timid, the safe, or for placating the small minds of the basic masses at home. Ready-to-Wear is not allowed. That being said, here…
Revealed: New Cast of ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’…
Oh wait, it’s actually just (top row, left to right) 35-year-old Real Housewives of Orange County newbie Lizzie Rovsek, Basketball Wives LA HBIC Jackie Christie, 45, someone named Carly Robyn Green, age unknown, pink weaved Bad Girls Club alum Natalie Nunn, 30, (bottom row, left to right) struggling dancer/singer/actress Porscha Coleman, 29, ex-Pussycat Dolls member Melody Thornton, 30, Teen Mom turned sex tape disaster Farrah Abraham, 41…
Mariah & J.LO: Not All 45-Year-Olds Photograph the Same!
They are 45-year-old divorced mothers of twins, New York native pop divas with a penchant for honey blonde horse weaves, who have sat behind the judge’s table on American Idol and starred in two of the worst movies of the last fifteen years to begin with the letter G, so Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez have a lot more in…
Levonia Jenkins – Werk & Serve & Face
The Evolution of Brandon Flowers
Killers frontman Brandon Flowers is not the hipster he used to be. Looking much leaner and slightly less coiffed in a good way, the 33-year-old adult hipster did his best emaciated Josh Brolin impersonation (left) at an event celebrating the new single “Can’t Deny My Love” in New York on Monday. Previously, the devout Mormon hipster shocked fans after…
Kim Kardashian — All Dolled Up!
Her brother Rob lashed out by comparing her to psychotic killer Amazing Amy from Gone Girl, but it’s another classic film character that has really captivated Kim Kardashian. The San Fernando Valley’s perennial It girl took her platinum dye job – and curious bone structure – to the next level by going totally retro and…