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Priscilla Presley Is Servin’ … FACE!
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Thanks to her legions of loyal preservationists, Priscilla Presley unveiled her latest face at a gala dinner at Paramount Studios in Hollywood on Thursday. Rockin’ a lovely artificial cabernet weave, matching Sharpie brows, natural pancake foundation and a simple pair of doctored plump lips, the 68-year-old luscious beauty stunned the crowd with her fierce new…
Lisa Marie Presley & Husband Go Hat Shit Crazy at CMT Awards!
After allegedly leaving the Church of Scientology recently, celebuspawn Lisa Marie Presley has gone mad … hatter. With her husband Fleetwood Mac’s Christine McVie Michael Lockwood decked out in one of Johnny Depp’s old “Benny & Joon” getups, Nic Cage & Michael Jackson’s 45-year-old ex-wife threw on her best Smooth Criminal headgear and a little black mess…
You Know I Wish I Was Jesse’s Gurl …
“Dallas” line reader Jesse Metcalfe leaving an L.A. gym in all his sexy douchey shirtlessness. He’s one fine jerk. Ay papi. via Ohnotheydidnt
Brad Pitt Looks a Little Different
With his 50th birthday just a few months away, Brad Pitt still looks like someone who spends all his time at the gym … ’90s fitness informercial king Tony Little. Rockin’ a Saturday afternoon at Home Depot lesbian ponytail shag, plumper face, grunge era goatee and some gold chains compliments of a Perth Amboy, New…
Richard Simmons — Deal a WEAVE!
Just when you thought Amanda Bynes had the worst Rite Aid wig in Hollywood, his royal hot pant highness Richard Simmons showed up to a charity event in L.A. this weekend … wearing a charred & deforested cotton candy weave from The Kim Zolciak Outlet. While no arson report was filed, Richard’s pancake bronzer and…
Lil’ Kim Face Update!
Sandwiched between a Rite Aid weave and her gorgeous flame-retardant buxom Rubbermaid© breasts, Lil’ Kim‘s latest face made a triumphant return to the stage at the HOT 97 Summer Jam XX in New Jersey this weekend. Immediately following her performance, crews were dispatched and the 38-year-old ’90s rap diva was safely disassembled. Put ya lighters…
Pia Zadora Is Arnold’s Baby Mama?
1982 Golden Globe New Star of the Year award winner Pia Zadora, 59, was servin’ some sexy latina blue collar realness in her mug shot on Monday … by looking a lot like Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s lovely former housekeeper and baby mama Patty Baena. Despite being arrested for domestic battery, Pia has got it maid. Que…