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Fifteen years after Mean Girls, Lindsay Lohan is back and coming for Lisa Vanderpump‘s gigs!

The 32-year-old former child star turned former party girl is now a club owner, or at the least, playing one on TV.

Set in Mykonos, the premiere episode proved to be quite the educational experience. Here are 10 things I learned watching Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club.


1. The first rule of Lindsay Lohan Beach Club is never mention Lindsay Lohan Beach Club   always wear a bra.  Also, LOL to meeting with Spielberg! She funny.

2. The term “model marketing server” is apparently a thing and it’s douchy VIP lounge code for … server.

3. Blue hair is ok at Lohan Beach Club (and at the Golden Globes).  But two ladies with blue hair is not. #OnWednesdaysWeDyeYourHairPink

4. There are no production assistants or cabs in Mykonos, because LiLo is still driving herself around town. LAWD HAVE MERCY! 

5. Half of the show’s production budget went towards microblading for the male cast. Et tu, after-show host Jonathan Bennett.

6. Thirteen years since trust fund garbage person Brandon Davis called her out for being “$7 million poor,” Linds finally set the record straight.


7. Lindsay: “If she has more makeup than me then she’s fired.”  Um, agreed!


8. It’s official, Lindsay is not 45.

9. Lindsay: “The second you become emotional, I’m going to become like Putin. I have no emotion when it comes to money & business.” This also explains her performances in Liz & Dick  and The Canyons.

10. The true star of the show are Lindsay’s statement earrings. Hopefully someone paid for them!


And finally, if you need a non-Lindsay reason to watch next week’s episode, say hello (or is it yassou?) to Aristotle. I’ll be his brand ambassador anytime!

Now let’s pretend we’re in Mykonos and dance to the anthem of a generation. Welcome back, Lindsay!  #Rumors


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This Thanksgiving, Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence and Adele should be thankful for Uber.

Don’t drink and drive, kids. It could ruin your … career.


LiLo_OzEmbattled actress Lindsay Lohan, 28, showed off her latest attempt to reinvent herself during yet another night on the town in London on Friday.

All dolled up in a statement red headpiece, long wavy locks cascading down past her shoulders and a luxurious furry pelt, the I Know Who Killed Me star proved to be quite the stylish character.

With the final 125 hours of community service for DUI stealing jewelry Liz & Dick a 2012 reckless driving case due by May 28th, LiLo’s long road back home may finally be near.

She is a beast for having the courage to keep her head up.

Where were you in the early morning hours of July 24, 2007?

Believe it or not, but it’s been seven years since former actress Lindsay Lohan got busted for  DUI and cocaine possession – three weeks after turning 21 – and had her first photo shoot with the Los Angeles County Sheriff ‘s Department.

Where does the time go?

And while she’s had at least five more since (not counting any taken in jurisdictions that do not release them to the public) many believe this is some of her best work.

Cheers, Lindsay Dee!


Lilo_28 Lindsay Lohan is not cursed after all.

Although many were skeptical, the rehabtress pulled through and did what Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse sadly could not and made it to her 28th birthday.

While her two albums – ‘Speak’ and ‘A Little More Personal (Raw)’ – may not put LiLo anywhere near the talents of these dearly departed rock stars, she sure knows/knew how to party like one.

So regardless of what she does to celebrate tonight, we can all at least be thankful that she won’t be getting into The 27 Club.

Feliz Cumpleaños and Godspeed, Lindsay Dee.

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First Emma Stone steals Lindsay Lohan‘s freckled ginger look and burgeoning movie career and now Vanessa Hudgens has gotten in on the act by jacking her red carpet style.

The 24-year-old Spring Breaaaaaaaker showed off her new Kmart cabernet ringlet weave and coy side-eye smile at the relaunch of MySpace in Hollywood on Wednesday night.

Fortunately, VHud kept the Mean Girl swagger pillage strictly superficial … and no arrests, DUIs, thefts, court appearances or laughable Lifetime movie roles were reported.