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Kardashians

1. A living diagram of Lil’ Kim’s immaculate features through the years.

2. The Real Housewives of The Island of Dr. Moreau.

3. Stranded migrants from the douchiest VIP room in Ibiza.

4. The jury at the 2017 AVN Awards at the Heidi Fleiss Resort & Casino in Parhump, Nevada.

5. Despicable people.

6. Survivors of a post-apocalyptic nuclear assault at Forever 21.

7. The official cast photo of cancelled E! Canada series Levonia Jenkins’ Drag Race.

8. The Zika virus.

9. Marvel superheroes which exist solely in Rihanna music videos.

10. The Kardashians on a Thursday afternoon in February.

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Jenner_KISSWith their marriage in a state of total ambiguity, former Olympian Bruce Jenner, 64, and Kardashian oligarch Kris Jenner, 58,  have been thrusted further into turmoil over the discovery of yet another one of their biological offspring … 62-year-old KISS guitarist Paul Stanley.

The uncanny birthright revelation was made when the gender neutral rock star  — whose given name is Stanley Bert Eisen — arrived to a book signing for his new memoir, called appropriately enough, Face the Music: A Life Exposed in Ridgewood, New Jersey on Wednesday.

Reports claim the paternity news started to come to light following Bruce’s recent laryngeal shave surgery to remove his Adam’s apple. According to sources, Kris then became extra suspicious about Paul’s true identity upon noticing that the musician didn’t appear to have one either.

While there is no official word if this latest family drama will unfold in an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the mystery of where Khloe gets her good looks has finally been solved.

Kardashians In Satan’s Service.

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Amber Alert!

Move over Patricia Krentcil, because there’s a new tan mom in the house … Kris Jenner.

Proving she just can’t blend in, the 57-year-old grandmother flaunted her unfortunate CVS bronzer tan at the Daytime Emmys in Beverly Hills on Sunday.

Kardashians come in all shapes, sizes and hues.