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With the Golden Globes this weekend, Hollywood will most likely play it safe for the show’s annual red carpet on Sunday.

But on Saturday, it seemed the film and TV elite gave their stylists a much needed night off and were left to their own devices to attend the wardrobe & weave malfunction-palooza that was the Art of Elysium gala.

While the event did honor avant garde fashion legend Vivienne Westwood, these B-list stars – and Johnny Depp – just looked downright strange.

Juliette

1. Juliette Lewis – As the Megyn Kelly of Scientology (aka the one you excuse for her affiliation with a batshit crazy org), I fully support whatever role on Once Upon a Time she’s trying to land. #XenuPrincess

Amber

2. Amber Heard & Johnny Depp prove that despite their combined fortunes, box office flops and 23-year age gap, it’s still a very thin line between Hollywood hipster couple and Real Housewives of New Jersey cast. #fuggeddaboutit

Kaley

3. Kaley Cuoco and sister Briana Cuoco – Forget what she’s wearing (no, really!), because  I bet many of us have never really realized just how much visibility the Big Bang Theory star is bringing to non-white actors everywhere. #OITNB

Zendaya

4. Zendaya – Isn’t it better to have your weave smell like patchouli oil and weed than Rite-Aid sale rack?! #WigInABag

Malin

5. Malin Ackerman – With Madonna causing a scene across town at Sean Penn‘s Haiti benefit, Malin stood in for the Material Mom by donning her best “Express Yourself” wig drag. Don’t go for second best baby!

Ed

6. Ed Westwick – I think the Gossip Girl star was drugged, because how else do you explain the Cosby sweater suit & the highlighted tips?! #ChessKing

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7. Christina Hendricks is giving you Mia Farrow at the AVN Porn Awards realness. #FreeSoonYi

Bella

8. Bella Thorne – It’s obvious she drank the Vivienne Westwood purple Kool-Aid. Unfortunately, this teenage Cuban-American Disney princess is about as punk rock as Green Day.

Paz

9. Paz Vega – At some point in the last decade, the Spanglish star (‘memba that?!) transitioned from Penelope Cruz’s twin into Anne Hathaway’s. #AyDiosMio

Milian

10. Raven-Symone has never looked so good! DAYUM! Oh wait, it’s actually Christina Milian. Carry on.

Stay tuned for the Golden Globes recap … perhaps.

Johnny Depp and Jamie Lee Curtis

They say guys don’t make passes at gals who wear glasses

He’s known for donning more makeup and wigs than a RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant in films like Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, Dark Shadows, The Lone Ranger and Into the Woods.

But Johnny Depp recently put away all the lace fronts and Maybelline and bravely went barefaced to reveal his latest caricature — horror movie queen Jamie Lee Curtis.

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The makeup-free co-stars consciously coupled for this friendly photo

The 51-year-old actor went makeup-free alongside his Mortdecai co-star Gwyneth Paltrow in a black and white snap posted to Instagram on Friday, which eerily resembled the 56-year-old Activia™ spokeswoman.

While no stranger to gender-bending portrayals, Johnny recently channeled his inner lesbian for the cover of Details.

Halloween: Jamie Lee Curtis and Johnny Depp

Jamie in need of some Hot Oil treatments in the original ‘Halloween’ (left) – and wannabe Breck girl Johnny in the 2001 film ‘Blow’ (right)

Interestingly, Jamie is set to headline Ryan Murphy‘s upcoming horror-comedy Fox series Scream Queens, so the timing couldn’t be more perfect should Johnny want to do his best Laurie Strode impersonation and battle Michael Myers in a Halloween reboot.

Johnny-Depp-Details-December-2014-January-2015-Cover-Photo-Shoot-001While he’s usually sporting wigs and heavy pancake makeup  in films like Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean and Alice in Wonderland, Johnny Depp went for a  more masculine aesthetic by channeling his inner butch lesbian on the cover of the latest issue of Details.

Nineties kd Lang is the new black.

#constantcraving

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Here’s Johnny Depp showing off his fierce new honey highlights at a London premiere this weekend — and Jessica Simpson’s weaveologist Ken Paves a little while back.

No word on the whereabouts of Johnny’s hat.