hair | J.LO | The Johnny Lopez

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Sorry, I ain’t sorry.

Luckily, it’s just for a movie … and I still would.

#MyHusband

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Her brother Rob lashed out by comparing her to psychotic killer Amazing Amy from Gone Girl, but it’s another classic film character that has really captivated Kim Kardashian.

The San Fernando Valley’s perennial It girl took her platinum dye job – and curious bone structure – to the next level by going totally retro and channeling Gelfling beauty Kira from Muppet creator Jim Henson’s 1982 film The Dark Crystal.

It’s amazing what they can do with Animatronics these days.

Joey Lawrence hair evolution
After undergoing years of in-weavetro fertilization, Joey Lawrence took to the People’s Choice Awards on Wednesday to proudly debut the latest technological breakthrough in chemically straightened, highlighted and reupholstered comb-overs. Paging Donald Trump!

And while the 38-year-old’s new long and lustrous locks appear to perfectly match his geometrically sculpted brows and dewy, heavily contoured tangerine complexion, Joey has spent decades reinventing his buff, plucked and over styled facade.

Let’s take a look back at Joey’s slow but steady transformation from child star to waxen figurine.

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1985 – Even at the age of nine, the adorable Gimme A Break star rocked The Dorothy Hamill better than most.

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1992 – His failed singing career (Nothin’ My Love Can’t Fix, anyone?) may have been the missing boy band link between New Kids on the Block and the whole NSYNC/Backstreet Boys era, but there’s no denying he had The Rachel beat by at least two years.

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2000 – Who knew the real threat wasn’t Y2K, but the terror wrought on by the spiky, frosted & flat-ironed tips of the early 21st century?! #byebyebye

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2006 – While all the It girls were chatting on their Swarovski encrusted Razr phones and flashing their shaved bits outside Hyde, the original JLaw, 30, opted for a bald head, ear bling and enough bronzer to make the then-unknown Kardashians jealous.

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2010 – As the rest of the country struggled to make ends meet during the  Great Recession, JoJo kept it frugal by cutting back on his tanning appointments and hair dye.

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2012 – With Obama elected for a second term, Joey sported hair lengths unseen since the Clinton administrations and got very liberal … with his necklines.

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2013 – Joey knows the backwards baseball cap is the sweatpants of beauty regimens because sometimes you’re just too depressed to do your brows AND your hair.

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2014 – Watching too much Bravo will make anyone over accessorize and eventually turn them into the bastard love child of Brad Goreski and The Situation.

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2015Josh Duhamel, is that you? And Madame Tussauds’ latest masterpiece is complete.

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But despite all his various looks, what has always remained true is that when you have a ridiculously jacked up body like this,  no one really cares about yo weave. Whoa!

Justin Bieber, Madonna, blonde ambition
Over the weekend, Justin Bieber dyed.

The 20-year-old attempted to wash Selena Gomez right out of his hair by updating his trademark lesbian locks with a brave platinum weave similar to the one Her Madgesty Madonna wore in the 1986 video Papa Don’t Preach.

He’s the new queen of pop.

Amanda Bynes and Britney Spears
Troubled actress Amanda Bynes was spotted being driven around Hollywood by an unknown male pal after getting her weave done up on Friday. Déjà vu, y’all!

But despite the state of her mental health, things may be looking up for the conservatorship wonder.

If history repeats itself, she’s about eight months away from releasing one of the best dance albums of the last ten years.

#blackout

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Here’s Swedish pop star Robin Miriam Carlsson aka Robyn, 35,  giving it to the gays, hipster girls and elusive heterosexual males actually there to see Royksopp at the Hollywood Bowl on Sunday — and Jonathan Lipnicki, 6,  around the time he played little Ray Boyd in the 1996 film Jerry Maguire.

Did you know a lesbian haircut weighs eight pounds?