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SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC – EP 141: #SuicideSquadGoals

SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC – EP 141: #SuicideSquadGoals

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Cristiano Ronaldo — STREAKS!

Cristiano Ronaldo — STREAKS!

With his popped collar and unfortunate frosted tips, Portuguese futbol stud Cristiano Ronaldo was just a puka shell necklace away from being every Abercrombie & Fitch gay salesperson — male AND female — in Ohio circa 2003. Cristiano showed off his new Midwestern mall look at a game against Croatia in Geneva on Monday. Lowlights