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Showing off the exquisite craftsmanship and uncompromised quality of the most luxurious handmade Italian leather upholstery, Sylvester Stallone, 67, and fashion legend Valentino, 81, put their tanned hides on display while on opposite sides of the pond this week.

As Sly’s expensive dewy glow lit up the Big Apple for the premiere of “Escape Plan,” Valentino’s vintage caramel shell cooled beautifully in the crisp London air.

Accept no imitations.

Robert Evans Book Signing For "The Kid Stays In The Picture"

Uber producer Robert Evans (The Godfather, Chinatown, Rosemary’s Baby) proved he could show the gals on “RuPaul’s Drag Race” a thing or two about blending by flaunting his flawless adobe pancake foundation at a book signing for his memoir “The Kid Stays in the Picture” at Book Soup in West Hollywood on Wednesday.

The 83-year-old knows a little tinted moisturizer goes a long way … into your weave.