Sly & Valentino: Fine Italian Leather Goods!

Amber Alert!

Showing off the exquisite craftsmanship and uncompromised quality of the most luxurious handmade Italian leather upholstery, Sylvester Stallone, 67, and fashion legend Valentino, 81, put their tanned hides on display while on opposite sides of the pond this week.

As Sly’s expensive dewy glow lit up the Big Apple for the premiere of “Escape Plan,” Valentino’s vintage caramel shell cooled beautifully in the crisp London air.

Accept no imitations.