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Grace Jones — Bow Down, Bitches!

Showing all the little pop chilrins of today who really runs this world, actress/model/singer/loon Grace Jones, 64, brought her fierce madness to NYC’s Roseland Ballroom on Saturday. Grace, hunties, was born this way. Pull up to her bumper baby. I dare you.
Halloween Gosling Alert!

TMZ fave and good friend Tyler Harrell giving us Ryan Gosling ‘Drive” realness. Trick and treat.
Dita Von Teese & Prince — Wig Out Together!

Despite unpublished reports claiming they are an item, we can exclusively confirm Dita Von Teese and Prince are in fact just really good friends. Sources also tell us, Dita even does Prince’s makeup … and sews his buttons down the pants of his legs. (Thanks again!) They just want your extra time and your ……
Britney Spears — Check Out My Rite-Aid Wig!

Is Britney Spears going as Kim Zolciak for Halloween? Looking like a Real Housewife of Ocean Parkway Brooklyn/LaBrea & Beverly, Brit Brit served up some serious ultra orthodox synthetic weave realness for the latest cover of Lucky Magazine. Oy vey. Clearly, her minders need to hire a new conservator for her wigs.
Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem — Mr. & Mrs. Guapo!

Oscar winning Spanish super couple Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem attempted to pass as gorgeous mere mortals at the premiere of the new James Bond flick “Skyfall” in London on Tuesday. Brangelina, quién?
Pamela Anderson — So High Brow!

A reupholstered Pamela Anderson leaned like a blonde buxom chola and showed off her anorexic mi vida loca East L.A. brows at something called — appropriately enough — ‘A Night of New York Class’ in Manhattan on Tuesday. The 45-year-old always keeps it gangsta.
Whitney’s Been Dead for 8 Months …

It’s been just eight months since Whitney Houston tragically passed away and her family — including daughter Bobbi Kristina, her ‘brother’/boyfriend Nick Gordon and Whitney’s mom Cissy Houston — are learning to deal with the loss … by attending the premiere of their new Lifetime reality series “The Houstons: On Our Own” in NYC last…
The Glamour of a Gown & an Exposed Tattoo

Nothing shows off how to age gracefully in Hollywood quite like a mature woman in a chic gown … and a horrible exposed arm tattoo. For some reason, Melanie Griffith, 55, flashed her wretched ‘Antonio’ arm ink on the red carpet at the Children’s Hospital charity event in L.A. on Saturday. Haven’t those poor kids…
Kelly Osbourne: Purple Ambition

Taking a page from the Lady Gaga playbook, celebuspawn former singer Kelly Osbourne attempted her best Madonna Blond Ambition impersonation at an event in Mexico City on Wednesday … but suffered a fashion emergency and came off looking more like an unfortunate purple -grey Katy Perry…
Another Day, Another Gosling Alert!

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