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Looking like a humanoid replicant from the planet Dragistan, Toni Braxton’s youngest sister Tamar Braxton, 35, served up some My Little Pony realness at a Paley Center benefit in West Hollywood on Monday … with her wig and face askew.

Baby girl needs to learn how to blend DOT COM.

It’s been just eight months since Whitney Houston tragically passed away and her family — including daughter Bobbi Kristina, her ‘brother’/boyfriend Nick Gordon and Whitney’s mom Cissy Houston — are learning to deal with the loss … by attending the premiere of their new Lifetime reality series “The Houstons: On Our Own” in NYC last night.

It’s amazing what you can develop, pitch, shoot, edit and premiere in eight months.

Everyone grieves differently.

Former “Knots Landing” star turned pristine dermatology science project Joan Van Ark stunned the crowd at the Carousel of Hope charity gala in Beverly Hills this weekend.

Despite excruciating pain, the 69-year-old blonde bombshell still managed to mug for the camera by showing off her dewy skin in an elegant pale lipstick and mounds of heavy eye goop.

Joan is a natural.

Someone please put Raven-Symone‘s Rite-Aid weave properly onto her head.

Believe it or not, but old gurl actually walked the red carpet at the “Secret of Wings” premiere in NYC on Saturday like this.

Just because she’s a lesbian doesn’t mean she should slack on her wig game.

Nothing shows off how to age gracefully in Hollywood quite like a mature woman in a chic gown … and a horrible exposed arm tattoo.

For some reason, Melanie Griffith, 55,  flashed her wretched ‘Antonio’ arm ink on the red carpet at the Children’s Hospital charity event in L.A. on Saturday. Haven’t those poor kids suffered enough?

Tattoo removal should be a requirement of AARP.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Taking a page from the Lady Gaga playbook, celebuspawn former singer Kelly Osbourne attempted her best Madonna Blond Ambition impersonation at an event in Mexico City on Wednesday … but suffered a fashion emergency and came off looking more like an unfortunate purple -grey Katy Perry wannabe.

Papa do preach.

Here’s the stunning breakout star of “Real Housewives of MiamiMama Elsa Patton (left) — and K.W. from the 2009 film “Where the Wild Things Are” (right).

Locas!

It is especially frightening and gory this season.

All t-shirts are not created equal.

via JustJared