The Spawn of David & Liza Surfaces …

Despite biological odds, the unholy union of friend of Jacko David Gest and living legend Liza Minnelli did produce an heir … German fashion designer/Sharpie enthusiast Harald Glööckler.

Ten years after their divorce, David & Liza’s unfortunate wannabe offspring showed off his/her facial ink skills at some event in Germany on Wednesday.

He’s marked for life.