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The Spice Girl formerly known as Ginger has never looked better.

Geri Halliwell, 43, (left) showed up to the Brit Awards on Wednesday looking even younger than she did at the music gala in 1997 (right).

It’s amazing how much chunk stripes, drag makeup and a Dynasty gown can age a gal.

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Britney_VideoWith her weave freshly fumigated and her body on a Cheetos detox, Britney Spears debuted her new music video for “Work Bitch which showcases the latest in arm dancing and hair flips … and the ability to emulate female pop stars that don’t phone it in.

The 31-year-old conservatorship wonder takes lip synching to new levels while borrowing from the Spice Girls ‘ “Say You’ll Be There”, Lady Gaga‘s “Poker Face”, Beyonce‘s “Who Run the World (Girls)” and every S&M oriented image of Madonna from the last 25 years.

The Cult of Britney may call her Godney, but she’s really the MESSiah.