Pia Zadora | J.LO | The Johnny Lopez

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In the name of the Pia, and of the Madonna and of the Holy Gaga.

Thanks be to the Hollywood Foreign Press.

Amen.

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Pia Zadora & Patty Baena

1982 Golden Globe New Star of the Year award winner Pia Zadora, 59, was servin’ some sexy latina blue collar realness in her mug shot on Monday … by looking a lot like Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s lovely former housekeeper and baby mama Patty Baena.

Despite being arrested for domestic battery, Pia has got it maid.

Que belleza.