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Donald_Mickey Here’s L.A. Clippers’ banned billionaire bigot owner (for now) Donald Sterling, 80, at an NBA game recently (left) — and what geologists believe is Oscar nominated actor Mickey Rourke, 61,  at the Generation Iron premiere in Hollywood last September (right).

Neither was able to save face.

Every gal knows a good weave is hard to find.

Luckily, One Direction’s Harry Styles, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Mohamed Hadid, Kardashian patriarch Bruce Jenner, the remains of Mickey Rourke (yes, that’s him) and Rob Lowe in ‘Behind the Candelabra’ all have beautiful hair … for a woman.

And that woman is Lucille Bluth — aka Jessica Walter on ‘Arrested Development.’

Motherboy 2014 has officially arrived.