Makeup | J.LO | The Johnny Lopez

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Oh wait, it’s actually just (top row, left to right) 35-year-old Real Housewives of Orange County newbie Lizzie RovsekBasketball Wives LA HBIC Jackie Christie, 45, someone named Carly Robyn Green, age unknown, pink weaved Bad Girls Club alum Natalie Nunn, 30, (bottom row, left to right) struggling dancer/singer/actress Porscha Coleman, 29, ex-Pussycat Dolls member Melody Thornton, 30, Teen Mom turned sex tape disaster Farrah Abraham, 41 23, and buxom former child bride sensation Courtney Stodden, 20, servin’ fish at the listening party for Jason Derulo‘s new album Everything Is 4 in Hollywood on Wednesday.

They are giving you charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent realness!

Moral of this story: Never judge a synthetic weave and beat face for the GAWDS by its cover.

Kylie Jenner, Ambassador For NIP+FAB - Photocall And Q&A
She may just be a growing 17-year-old girl, but Kylie Jenner did her best to appear like an adult glamazon by donning fake tracks from her Kylie Hair Kouture weave line, long false eyelashes, loads of face bronzer, deep red paint on her curiously plump lips, makeup conturing to accentuate her underage breasts, a completely age-appropriate exposed black bra, elegant sheer top and a set of fake acrylic coke nails left over from mommie dearest Kris Jenner‘s days at Spago Hollywood in the ’80s … to attend a daytime event for some lotion while unchaperoned in London over the weekend.

Kylie is such a good role model … for contestants on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

FACES-2These absolutely stunning beauties showed up to the 23rd annual DIVAS Simply Singing! HIV/AIDS charity event at Club Nokia in L.A. on Saturday … but only one is in full drag.

While Martha Wash, Kelly Price, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Faith Evans, Luenell, Alex Newell and Tia Mowry worked their pancake makeup and Rite Aid weaves into a frenzy, the only one  servin’ “RuPaul’s Drag Race” realness is …

23rd Annual Divas! Simply Singing!

… the lovely Flame Monroe.

She’s got charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent.