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Lil Kim
The original Queen Bee Lil’ Kim debuted her new insane look — and Rite Aid weave — at a party for something called Galore magazine’s music issue at 1OAK in West Hollywood on Friday.

The startled 40-year-old rap goddess did her best to attempt a facial expression upon catching a glimpse of her latest concoction in the club’s mirror.

After enduring public battles with the likes of Foxy Brown, Nicki Minaj and the law, it now seems Kimberly Denise Jones’ biggest feud is with her hair and makeup team.

She wasn’t kidding when she sang: “I’ve been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces, Ah hell I even f*ck with different races.” – How Many Licks
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2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals
After undergoing what appears to be some sort of bone morphing, former rapper/ex-con Lil’ Kim unveiled the latest incarnation of her recently refurbished mug at the MTV VMAs in her hometown of Brooklyn on Sunday.

With a Raquel Welch Rite Aid weave and just a touch of subtle makeup, Kim safely poured most of her 39-year-old flesh into an unforgiving black mesh pantsuit by Glad.

Styling by Madame Tussauds.

HOT 97 Summer Jam XX

Ill na na.

Sandwiched between a Rite Aid weave and her gorgeous flame-retardant buxom Rubbermaid© breasts, Lil’ Kim‘s latest face made a triumphant return to the stage at the HOT 97 Summer Jam XX in New Jersey this weekend.

Immediately following her performance, crews were dispatched and the 38-year-old ’90s rap diva was safely disassembled.

Put ya lighters up.

This concludes today’s Lil’ Kim face update.