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Kardashians

1. A living diagram of Lil’ Kim’s immaculate features through the years.

2. The Real Housewives of The Island of Dr. Moreau.

3. Stranded migrants from the douchiest VIP room in Ibiza.

4. The jury at the 2017 AVN Awards at the Heidi Fleiss Resort & Casino in Parhump, Nevada.

5. Despicable people.

6. Survivors of a post-apocalyptic nuclear assault at Forever 21.

7. The official cast photo of cancelled E! Canada series Levonia Jenkins’ Drag Race.

8. The Zika virus.

9. Marvel superheroes which exist solely in Rihanna music videos.

10. The Kardashians on a Thursday afternoon in February.

#SaveNorthWest

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Like mother, like step-daughter.

Caitlyn Jenner‘s latest fashion transformation has her channeling fellow E! reality star Kim Kardashian.

Still rocking her new new clip-on bangs, the 66-year-old I Am Cait beauty took a break from apologizing for her “man in a dress” comments to step out in a body-hugging low-cut black top, an animal-print belt that perfectly cinched her slender waist and a knee-length orange pencil skirt that highlighted her long bronzed legs on Tuesday.

While simultaneously looking like a sexy Staten Island career secretary, the ensemble also exquisitely mimicked what Kim wore to a taping of The X-Factor (‘memba that?!) in 2012.

Just goes to show you are never too old to be a Dash Doll.

Is Jennifer Lawrence the New Britney Spears

The annual Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art is all about fashion, drama and letting us have it. It is the Oscars on steroids. It is not for the timid, the safe, or for placating the small minds of the basic masses at home. Ready-to-Wear is not allowed.

That being said, here are 20 MAYJAH lewks from this year’s MET GALA, whose theme was “China: Through the Looking Glass.” #culturalappropriationalert

1. Eat your heart out, Khaleesi. Introducing Sarah Jessica Parker, Mother of Dragons. Carrie Bradshaw is alive and well.

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2. Vogue Creative Director, Grace Coddington knows it’s her party and she can wear Prada pajamas if she wants too! It’s all about Miss Grace, y’all.

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3. Take away the bizarre statement necklace and Jennifer Lawrence is every PR girl working media check-in at a movie premiere. “Like, omigawd, I don’t see your name on the list.” Katniss needs to set this dress on fire!

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4. Katie Holmes in Zac Posen. Rihanna wig sold separately.

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5. This is the most hood you will ever see Anne Hathaway.

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6.  Elizabeth Banks serving Real Housewives of New Jersey realness. Styling by Dina Manzo.

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7.  The girl from The Ring is all growed up and BFFs with Selena Gomez, who, by the way, is finally showing off her voluptuous Latina curves. Wepa!

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8. Kris Jenner in Linda Dano/Fellica Gallant Another World drag. Thank God Bruce is now safe.

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9.  Full House is dead to them, but American Horror Story would be a game changer for The Olsen Twins.

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10. Lorde have mercy.

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11. It’s Bieberace. Behind the Douchelabra.

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12.  What would Giuliana Rancic think about this? More importantly, how the hell does Zendaya get invited to all these A-list events? Patchouli oil and weed?

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13. Beauty and the Beast in reverse. J.Lo knows to always keep a safe distance of at least two feet away from the Donatella Verzombie.

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14. It takes a village, people! Rihanna is giving you GOWN for the GAWDS. #BedBathAndBeyondHauteCouture

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15. Someone please inform Ms. Witherspoon that it’s the MET GALA not the Golden Globes! #snore #boring #change

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16. It’s not nice to make fun of the fashion handicapped. #KatyPerryAlwaysGetsItWrong

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17.  Game of Thrones! But you are never getting the crown, bitches! #QueenOfPop

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18. Would she ever really date a man THAT old? Believe it or not, only ONE of them is 36. #gavegoodface

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19. That aint’ some sort of oil slick, it’s Solange destroying all the chickens in her path with her avant-garde eleganza. Sorry, but this is the Knowles sister who really slayed … and no elevator was required this year.

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20. Forget Mayweather & Pacquiao, the fight of the century is the battle of the sheer bejeweled vagina dresses! Jenna Jameson would be so proud of these two.

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That’s it. Now if only E! or Bravo or Logo would get it together and finally air this red carpet next year?! Sheesh! Don’t they know their audience?

The end. See y’all at H&M.

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Her brother Rob lashed out by comparing her to psychotic killer Amazing Amy from Gone Girl, but it’s another classic film character that has really captivated Kim Kardashian.

The San Fernando Valley’s perennial It girl took her platinum dye job – and curious bone structure – to the next level by going totally retro and channeling Gelfling beauty Kira from Muppet creator Jim Henson’s 1982 film The Dark Crystal.

It’s amazing what they can do with Animatronics these days.

Florence_KimFlorence Welch showed up to the MET Gala in New York on Monday wearing the repurposed remains of Kim Kardashian’s infamous loveseat cover from last year’s Gala.

You see, nothing good could come from it.

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Just three months after giving birth to daughter North … Oh wait, it’s actually just Rob Kardashian‘s ex-girlfriend Adrienne Bailon at an event in NYC on Monday.

Honey blonde weaves, caramel skin and bandage dresses can be so deceiving.